tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post1941306406851002533..comments2023-11-02T11:27:28.129-04:00Comments on The Suniverse: Age isn't only in my mindSuniversehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-23761863316712806212012-10-31T19:39:31.664-04:002012-10-31T19:39:31.664-04:00The bladder thing is so annoying. Even worse thoug...The bladder thing is so annoying. Even worse though is the way the farts are always escaping. Bending over, walking, coughing or sneezing is likely to cause one to sneak out. And to top it off, apparently I can't fart without my bladder leaking too. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-60279533484752043362012-10-25T13:21:50.527-04:002012-10-25T13:21:50.527-04:00I fart when I walk. That used to only happen to my...I fart when I walk. That used to only happen to my mother.francerantsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-26437898453786146732012-10-24T21:00:27.257-04:002012-10-24T21:00:27.257-04:00I used to be able to eat a lot & stay skinny. ...I used to be able to eat a lot & stay skinny. I miss that THIS MUCH!!!<br /><br />Everytime I hear a song about doin' it all night long, I think no way, I need my sleep. Then I think, " I'm old!"GrandeMochahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00077880448444586240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-13037858855941846672012-10-24T13:17:17.628-04:002012-10-24T13:17:17.628-04:00Oh, of all I could choose, ALL I COULD CHOOSE: it&...Oh, of all I could choose, ALL I COULD CHOOSE: it's the bladder that bothers me the most.<br />I can't do anything on a full bladder.<br />And by anything I mean *ahem* anything.<br /><br />xoAlexandrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00609629888008025050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-32434567883706062742012-10-24T12:43:03.412-04:002012-10-24T12:43:03.412-04:00Was just talking to husband the other night about ...Was just talking to husband the other night about the fact that even though I've been doing the same work out four days a week for nearly a year I still feel sore the morning after every. damned. time. What the hell body? Jesus, get used to it already. Will I ever be able to do any physical activity without feeling sore the next day? Also, three years ago I tore my rotator cuff playing Maggiehttp://twitter.com/ryenermannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39024664022012613212012-10-24T09:37:07.458-04:002012-10-24T09:37:07.458-04:00I can live with the bladder thing, and the muscle ...I can live with the bladder thing, and the muscle thing, and yes the irritating sounds and hearing thing. But I have this obscenely swollen bird finger on my right hand. Evidently an arthritis flare up (when the fuck did I develop arthritis?) and now I look like I am permanently flipping everyone off. Which doesn't go over well at work. *sigh*cathy joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02829421153829081513noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39266519105733825102012-10-23T21:31:12.900-04:002012-10-23T21:31:12.900-04:00Dude - did I ever tell you about the time I disloc...Dude - did I ever tell you about the time I dislocated a rib? BY BREATHING? I win at being a lame-ass old person.Bibliomamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11825424183978181238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39050906298839335472012-10-23T20:48:45.523-04:002012-10-23T20:48:45.523-04:00Eating less and less but gaining more and more wei...Eating less and less but gaining more and more weight. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-40933255152620557232012-10-23T15:59:41.861-04:002012-10-23T15:59:41.861-04:00I'm actually really, really curious about the ...I'm actually really, really curious about the whole "crossing the threshold to the bathroom" thing. Because I'm convinced that the urge to pee increases with my proximity to a place where I can relieve myself.<br /><br />I know I've held a LOT more than some of the times that I've had to make a "nature's portapotty" emergency landing when I found a gas Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05805939293906938812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-49736178915133868902012-10-23T14:57:17.143-04:002012-10-23T14:57:17.143-04:00I pulled my back a while ago just cleaning out the...I pulled my back a while ago just cleaning out the kitty litter box. Pretty pathetic. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-63590874012886431442012-10-23T14:08:31.241-04:002012-10-23T14:08:31.241-04:00Washing my ass crack requires physical dexterity t...Washing my ass crack requires physical dexterity that I apparently don't possess anymore. :::sadface:::<br /><br />And I can't be on my knees, for yoga OR funtimes with hubs for very long. :::HUGE sadface:::<br /><br />TMI? See, I don't even know anymore. Judgement, gone. Givafuk, in shambles.FFWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02739370421071042112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-73675738475863165792012-10-23T13:43:37.649-04:002012-10-23T13:43:37.649-04:00As far as the bladder thing goes, well, let's ...As far as the bladder thing goes, well, let's just say my shock absorbers aren't what they used to be. Laughing, coughing, and sneezing all have added repercussions these days. Don't even ask me to jump. <br />And, my joints have formed their own little percussion section. Pop! Pop! Pop!<br />Glad to hear I'm not alone!Shannonhttp://www.deepestworth.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-30244545169486881432012-10-23T12:54:00.889-04:002012-10-23T12:54:00.889-04:00Ass slide.Ass slide.Princess Fingers Glued Togetherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07255450962433982648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-21405929387985308492012-10-23T11:21:55.057-04:002012-10-23T11:21:55.057-04:00I can't get through a whole night without peei...I can't get through a whole night without peeing at least once. Such a bummer. I also have an absurd amount of creams and ointments that need daily application. Very time consuming.<br /><br />My husband has the hearing loss. I feel really bad for him. It's also sooooo annoying. I have a thing about repeating myself.<br /><br />Getting old is super lame.Christine @ Quasi Agitatohttp://quasiagitato.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-44425793076873776312012-10-23T11:16:46.473-04:002012-10-23T11:16:46.473-04:00Hair. I now have hair growing in places where deli...Hair. I now have hair growing in places where delicate, youthful ladies should not have hair.Tracyhttp://www.stoopmama.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-31969975298386012322012-10-23T09:47:21.899-04:002012-10-23T09:47:21.899-04:00I am betrayed by my body every.damn.day. Just this...I am betrayed by my body every.damn.day. Just this morning, I thought my pajamas were bunched up, but no, it was just my flesh belt.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08886416768472524676noreply@blogger.com