tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post3815106100725809623..comments2023-11-02T11:27:28.129-04:00Comments on The Suniverse: I keep asking, so you have to answer.Suniversehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-47958338197025020652012-05-23T01:26:08.305-04:002012-05-23T01:26:08.305-04:00As per usual I am WAY behind. Because I have been ...As per usual I am WAY behind. Because I have been very busy reading Bossypants one. page. at. a. time. to make it last longer. <br /><br />In the wrong order: <br /><br />Jonquils make me PUKE. <br /><br />I am completely paranoid about 'replying' to an email instead of 'forwarding'. I once failed to hang up a call properly and loudly declared that I could only stand that girl in Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16235255775524330362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-46527651594511222572012-05-17T12:27:18.186-04:002012-05-17T12:27:18.186-04:00I hate lilacs, too. Unfortunately my husband has a...I hate lilacs, too. Unfortunately my husband has a passion for them and the bushes surround our house. It all goes back to when I was pregnant for the first time. I nearly retched during my first trimester every time I walked by a blossoming bush or tree. The feeling never went away.Middle Statehttp://www.middle-state.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-67898359790835319072012-05-16T00:21:16.125-04:002012-05-16T00:21:16.125-04:00Seeing as how I did not realize that Memorial Day ...Seeing as how I did not realize that Memorial Day is approaching, I'm going to go ahead and say no, I don't have plans. Want to visit?alonewithcatshttp://alonewithcats.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-60609221309195756472012-05-15T08:01:44.992-04:002012-05-15T08:01:44.992-04:002. I've actually gone to forward an email to s...2. I've actually gone to forward an email to someone but have been so paranoid that it would somehow accidentally go *back* to the original sender that I deleted the whole damn thing and moved on. It's probably the universe telling us to be better people, eh? Maybe we should just keep these kinds of correspondence between us. Win for all. ;D<br /><br />4. Cigar smoke and diesel exhaust Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00255686424178324749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-7132525501323376782012-05-14T14:21:04.693-04:002012-05-14T14:21:04.693-04:00Burnt toast. Makes me want to yak AND pound someo...Burnt toast. Makes me want to yak AND pound someone for creating that smell. I have a superhero powerful nose though, so there must be other scents that do it.<br /><br />You know--I was just about to bitch about some...people I know recently, and I thought...what if a weird glitch happens here in facebook and the email either gets posted on my PAGE or gets sent to the people in question!?! karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-63996763423838488072012-05-14T08:08:51.403-04:002012-05-14T08:08:51.403-04:00the smell of Jackfruit. it's disgusting :/the smell of Jackfruit. it's disgusting :/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-79158553371380873832012-05-14T07:49:08.506-04:002012-05-14T07:49:08.506-04:00My answers zipped right out of my head as soon as ...My answers zipped right out of my head as soon as I read the word "tarotized." How do you pronounce that shit?unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-27501726696449862382012-05-11T20:30:46.801-04:002012-05-11T20:30:46.801-04:00Question: Are you ready to be tarotized?Question: Are you ready to be tarotized?Lori Dyanhttp://www.loridyan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-65139656219163675402012-05-11T20:21:18.631-04:002012-05-11T20:21:18.631-04:00I can't get past #1 because I'm trying to ...I can't get past #1 because I'm trying to think of other shit you might pay top dollar for.<br /><br />XO<br /><br />A.Anna Leflerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06968276973881720329noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-69407255464876212812012-05-11T15:33:42.407-04:002012-05-11T15:33:42.407-04:002. I am always afraid of sending the smack to the ...2. I am always afraid of sending the smack to the smackee so I'm anal about checking, double checking, rechecking, checking three times a lady that the TO field does not have that person's name. I work for the guhment so I know they're reading my mail and probably this as I type. Sup, Fred? Bring me some Fun Dip, I know you got some.<br /><br />3. I got nothin'. If you come, bringArnebyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16445670708629187950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-44798935932485425002012-05-11T15:04:33.492-04:002012-05-11T15:04:33.492-04:001. That would be awesome. You know what else would...1. That would be awesome. You know what else would be great? If there was, like, some kind of service you could call when you need to find a phone number. I would pay as much as $0.75 for something like that!<br /><br />2. Nope, because I know the government is monitoring everything I say and do anyway.<br /><br />3. It would only be weird if you showed up without a puking dog or with an iguana Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04167954868092505758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-57959266830001952452012-05-11T13:03:11.564-04:002012-05-11T13:03:11.564-04:002) talking smack about someone behind their backs ...2) talking smack about someone behind their backs is worse than saying it to their face (i always get caught when i talk shit and the embarrassment is soul sucking)<br /><br />3) nothing. <br /><br />4) hippie perfume<br /><br />question for you: where do you come up with your questions?Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39881542563818871782012-05-11T12:09:18.675-04:002012-05-11T12:09:18.675-04:002.) Yep. Learned it the hard way...several times. ...2.) Yep. Learned it the hard way...several times. I think the smack. I say the smack. But I don't write the smack any more. (Mostly) <br /><br />3.) Please do NOT show up for Memorial Day. My husband and I are celebrating our 15 year anniversary and there will probably be sex. On second thought, you're invited. Just knock first. Bring the Scrabble. <br /><br />4.) For me, it is certain Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-77854559114768715152012-05-11T11:21:13.905-04:002012-05-11T11:21:13.905-04:00I am having a few friends for a BBQ on Memorial Da...I am having a few friends for a BBQ on Memorial Day and if you showed up I would be thrilled! August can NOT come soon enough, prankster.<br /><br />Ever since I served 2 years as PTA chair (I know! I must have been on crack.) I am totally paranoid about putting anything in writing that I wouldn't say to someone's face. I rarely break that rule...even on my blog. I love people but maybe Christine @ Quasi Agitatohttp://quasiagitato.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-75285085678227013232012-05-10T23:07:54.499-04:002012-05-10T23:07:54.499-04:00Lilies, bleck. They're pretty, but they make m...Lilies, bleck. They're pretty, but they make me want to hurl.Vesta Vaynehttp://cowardlyfeminist.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-23929230170091640912012-05-10T20:14:47.552-04:002012-05-10T20:14:47.552-04:00I send periodic emails to my friend Zarah titled &...I send periodic emails to my friend Zarah titled "things I can't say on my blog". And I just KNOW that shit is going to bite me in the ass some day.<br /><br />Dijon mustard. GAG.Bibliomamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11825424183978181238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-64981056039024541092012-05-10T15:49:27.516-04:002012-05-10T15:49:27.516-04:00I hate the smell of most flowers. Especially rose...I hate the smell of most flowers. Especially roses.<br /><br />And yes, I am always afraid of talking shit about people in fear that they will see it.Youngman Brownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08336401937507133453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-30993770039146759922012-05-10T14:35:40.151-04:002012-05-10T14:35:40.151-04:001) I wish. That would have helped me a LOT around...1) I wish. That would have helped me a LOT around 8 years ago.<br /><br />2) OMG I do the same thing. Even when I'm certain that I'm texting or emailing the right person.<br /><br />3) Um...I guess we're going to my mom's. And if you were there it would be amazing.<br /><br />4) Hmm...good question. I can't think of anything, though. I'll have to get back to you on MrsJenBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210080304270799102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-19441088590227761722012-05-10T11:22:10.241-04:002012-05-10T11:22:10.241-04:00RE: number 2...
I once replied to a business email...RE: number 2...<br />I once replied to a business email inquiry with the phrase "Yes, dirty pig"...I thought I was replying to a friend. I was mortified, luckily the recipient got a good laugh out of it and didn't turn me in. So, yeah, I triple check addresses when I send personal emails and texts.Mrs Marcoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16943662846800240851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-64411931487832480662012-05-10T11:02:42.111-04:002012-05-10T11:02:42.111-04:00I learned my lesson the hard way on number two. O...I learned my lesson the hard way on number two. Oops!Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08209297120840809760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-1704260146404145292012-05-10T10:32:25.842-04:002012-05-10T10:32:25.842-04:001. I could go for that. I would also like to see &...1. I could go for that. I would also like to see "professional negotiators"...someone that would accompany a person when buying something like a car. They would negotiate on your behalf, and would be paid a percentage of the amount that they save you off the purchase price.<br /><br />2. I'm a network admin, and just to let you know: we read all emails that come through the system Crow T Robothttp://twitter.com/Crow_T_Robotnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-15208129969807265832012-05-10T10:30:25.658-04:002012-05-10T10:30:25.658-04:00I don't think tequila qualifies as a valid ans...I don't think tequila qualifies as a valid answer to "innocuous to other people". . . but it's offensive to ME.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11538573774184028004noreply@blogger.com