tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post6868676600201890004..comments2023-11-02T11:27:28.129-04:00Comments on The Suniverse: And this is why Tim Horton's is better than your local bakerySuniversehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-62295124856768236632012-06-19T16:17:39.008-04:002012-06-19T16:17:39.008-04:00I do the "don't bring yummy things into t...I do the "don't bring yummy things into the house" too, but somehow I accidentally just put a whole pan of chocolate chip cookies into the oven. I tripped. Whoops.<br />That's why I love visiting the nieces' house. It's like freakin' Willy Wonka's at their place, 24-7. Their tired mom gave up trying to make them eat healthy things YEARS ago godblessher.Kid-FreeLivinghttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-42726500761674184202012-06-17T09:49:10.006-04:002012-06-17T09:49:10.006-04:00New to the blogging world. Consider me a fan. I lo...New to the blogging world. Consider me a fan. I love that you tell it like it is! Too funny! I wish I had the balls to curse more on my blog. Baby steps... I'll get there. Thanks for the inspiration.Suzannehttp://wheremywildkidsare.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-30235123840939387952012-06-16T21:06:26.858-04:002012-06-16T21:06:26.858-04:00"Because there is nothing like trying to live..."Because there is nothing like trying to live longer by making the whole thing completely fucking unbearable." <--- Word.<br /><br />We're supposed to cut back on all the good stuff as we get older? THIS SYSTEM IS BROKEN. For each age milestone that we make it to, we should be rewarded with a higher daily caloric intake, until one day we just explode in a burst of sugar and alonewithcatshttp://alonewithcats.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-74191591744605727492012-06-14T19:40:00.263-04:002012-06-14T19:40:00.263-04:00My take-away on this post? Your daughter has Perco...My take-away on this post? Your daughter has Percocet. As a responsible parent you need to make sure she doesn't take it and grows through the pain. Then if it ends up in your medicine cabinet well, that's called love. She'll thank you for it or not but you'll be so blissed out on that stuff it won't matter.<br /><br />p.s. this is why I don't have kidsCatherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16787827077778614821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-23338576030399837042012-06-13T22:12:04.210-04:002012-06-13T22:12:04.210-04:00Never get between a woman and her donuts.Never get between a woman and her donuts.Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03829019738430865734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-40541051142585044352012-06-13T14:25:15.462-04:002012-06-13T14:25:15.462-04:00I haven't had a donut in for-freakin-ever. Th...I haven't had a donut in for-freakin-ever. Thanks a lot for reminding me that they exist and that I must have one RIGHT NOW.Laural Out Loudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07752808766555503042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-83350250644006894932012-06-13T09:49:24.407-04:002012-06-13T09:49:24.407-04:00We don't have Tim Horton's here. I'm t...We don't have Tim Horton's here. I'm thinking this is a good thing.<br /><br />I am jealous of the girl because a) her young metabolism can eat donuts and b) she has someone awesome buy them FOR her. <br /><br />I hope she knows how lucky she is.Christine @ Quasi Agitatohttp://quasiagitato.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-74894449042737305662012-06-12T23:10:37.489-04:002012-06-12T23:10:37.489-04:00Can I say fuck you? Damn it woman. I come along ...Can I say fuck you? Damn it woman. I come along because I need a Suni fix and you give me this shit? Damn wrong fucking day to decide I'm going back on the health wagon. and Timmies is a half mile walk away. That is a two minute drive!L.A.C.E.https://www.blogger.com/profile/12577191941757276203noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-2893107682198141232012-06-12T23:05:11.429-04:002012-06-12T23:05:11.429-04:00Tim Hortons is good. But my new local doughnut bak...Tim Hortons is good. But my new local doughnut bakery (which fortunately isn't all that local, or my ass would have tripled in size in the last month), Suzy Q Doughnuts, is incomparable. Maple Bacon. MAPLE BACON DOUGHNUTS.Bibliomamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11825424183978181238noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-80534056225868833922012-06-12T20:42:28.733-04:002012-06-12T20:42:28.733-04:00I read the title of this post and it made me smile...I read the title of this post and it made me smile so much that the tween across from me on the bus had to get up and move himself to another seat. And End of Times Tendencies? Just when I thought I couldn't love you more...Lori Dyanhttp://www.loridyan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-67495053673819272422012-06-12T10:46:32.904-04:002012-06-12T10:46:32.904-04:00I love you for suggesting you might smell like oth...I love you for suggesting you might smell like other people's urine...<br /><br />When we do finally meet in person, I promise not to pee in the pool.<br /><br />Much.julie gardnerhttp://juliecgardner.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-25816568427473541902012-06-12T08:48:00.206-04:002012-06-12T08:48:00.206-04:00This made me laugh out loud -- which is particular...This made me laugh out loud -- which is particularly impressive as I was on a conference call.<br /><br />I remember, working at Dunkin' Donuts, when one of the precursors to Curves moved in next door . . . I swear, I sold no more donuts than when the Saturday morning class let out. And, I'm pretty sure, most of the dozens of donuts I sold were to single, recently-divorced women.<br /><Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05805939293906938812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-87949325966266301262012-06-12T08:45:25.089-04:002012-06-12T08:45:25.089-04:00LMAO. You're so right about Dunks. Sell outs!LMAO. You're so right about Dunks. Sell outs!Muffintopmommyhttp://www.muffintopmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-46507275316710668372012-06-12T08:11:48.311-04:002012-06-12T08:11:48.311-04:00I want a Tim Horton donut STAT. Damn you for even ...I want a Tim Horton donut STAT. Damn you for even mentioning their goodness. xotracy@sellabitmumhttp://sellabitmum.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-85317027643996255922012-06-12T08:10:31.375-04:002012-06-12T08:10:31.375-04:00Praise Jeebus that I'm not the only one who pu...Praise Jeebus that I'm not the only one who pushes over display cases in anger and terrorizes slow-moving teen clerks. I knew I liked you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-70055595782088902642012-06-11T21:50:04.171-04:002012-06-11T21:50:04.171-04:00Hilarious! This is my favourite part though: &quo...Hilarious! This is my favourite part though: "Because there is nothing like trying to live longer by making the whole thing completely fucking unbearable."<br /><br />THAT IS SO TRUE IT MAKES ME WANT TO CRY!!! Stupid health. It sucks so hard. <br /><br />er..<br /><br />okay, nevermind, but you just kind of fizzed right over a mammogram in this post so I don't know if I should karensomethingorotherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14476544335741075497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-82442431517621398642012-06-11T20:05:53.404-04:002012-06-11T20:05:53.404-04:00DONUUUUUTSDONUUUUUTSShalinihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13839666371535550446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-53699426692703038672012-06-11T19:57:08.471-04:002012-06-11T19:57:08.471-04:00In Texas, all the donut shops are operated by Asia...In Texas, all the donut shops are operated by Asian people. I wonder why.Susyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00629083810234217344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-28204219311471987882012-06-11T19:17:55.100-04:002012-06-11T19:17:55.100-04:00now i can't stop thinking about donuts. you kn...now i can't stop thinking about donuts. you know what i do? i go on juice cleanses (aka starvation) because "it's good to give your system a break from food" (because that makes sense). I really just want to punch people in the face until I eat solid food again. <br /><br />i could live on snacks and sugar. but then i'd have to give up my clothes for a robe or a tent. that Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-32583225089222674192012-06-11T14:56:08.424-04:002012-06-11T14:56:08.424-04:00The Krispy Kreme nearest me (which was never actua...The Krispy Kreme nearest me (which was never actually "near") closed. Dunkin Donuts no longer makes the donuts; they're shipped in daily which means if you don't have one before rush hour ends that shit is harder than the bottom of my unpedicured foot. DC's idea of "local bakery" is assholes who sell $6 cupcakes. From this you should render it's been a hell of Arnebyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16445670708629187950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-61830589131532768862012-06-11T14:40:03.949-04:002012-06-11T14:40:03.949-04:00Sounds to me like your local bakers need to pull t...Sounds to me like your local bakers need to pull their heads out of their asses. It's early morning and evidently you sell out of these freaking donuts every. single. day. Make MORE.Melhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11664358098975211181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-20775032402773431112012-06-11T13:24:25.638-04:002012-06-11T13:24:25.638-04:00Teeny Tim Hortonette.....priceless! Thank you for ...Teeny Tim Hortonette.....priceless! Thank you for writing the type of shit I scream inside my head!Muffintopmommyhttp://www.muffintopmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-11417261018036809802012-06-11T13:10:57.264-04:002012-06-11T13:10:57.264-04:00Stopping by on (demand)advice from MuffintopMommy....Stopping by on (demand)advice from MuffintopMommy. Hilarious. Not the donut shop being out of the only good kind of donut that exists, of course. That just rots. But this is funny. I'm thinkin' I'm a new fan. <br /><br />Poor TeenyTimHortonette...Missyhttp://www.missindeedy.comnoreply@blogger.com