tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post7538785634908159138..comments2023-11-02T11:27:28.129-04:00Comments on The Suniverse: People Who Are Assholes - Costco Gas Station EditionSuniversehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02535141439995862912noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-20896151202990730742011-09-25T11:02:29.522-04:002011-09-25T11:02:29.522-04:00By a plug in. I've driven 4000+ miles & u...By a plug in. I've driven 4000+ miles & used 12.4 gallons of gas in my Volt.GrandeMochahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00077880448444586240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-42758694103084847442011-09-22T11:13:16.020-04:002011-09-22T11:13:16.020-04:00You know what also sucks? I have to walk through 2...You know what also sucks? I have to walk through 2 gas stations between the train and my office. Talk about danger. People just don't give a shit. They lose all sense when they roll up on those gas pumps.<br /><br />For what it's worth, having your gas pumped for you sucks a big one as well. Especially when you have to sit there and wait for the pump jockey to get his head out of his MrsJenBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10210080304270799102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-45519046291858515642011-09-22T10:02:55.830-04:002011-09-22T10:02:55.830-04:00The states where people pump gas for you are Orego...The states where people pump gas for you are Oregon and NJ. I love Oregon, and would really consider moving there. I grew up in NJ . . . there, um, you'd find that you need to find additional vulgarity beyond "cuntface," because that could describe way too many people in the state.<br /><br />Now I want a cinnamon bun.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05805939293906938812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-63646423439432922702011-09-22T07:47:37.415-04:002011-09-22T07:47:37.415-04:00You can't be trusted to get out of your car an...You can't be trusted to get out of your car and pump your own gas in Oregon, either. Which isn't all bad because it's probably raining anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-80005520242528499012011-09-21T23:31:49.664-04:002011-09-21T23:31:49.664-04:00This is the trouble with Costco. There are people ...This is the trouble with Costco. There are people there.alonewithcatshttp://alonewithcats.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-46059960530610234692011-09-21T23:22:24.876-04:002011-09-21T23:22:24.876-04:00Here's the thing: up here in the land of pouti...Here's the thing: up here in the land of poutine, our Costcos don't even offer gas! Or booze! Talk about communist-era living...<br /><br />There? Don't you feel better now? (And yes, we still have assholes, but they're behind carts, not cars, and they're treating the samples lady like a personal bus stop.)Lori Dyanhttp://www.loridyan.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-40452542227219667712011-09-21T22:38:28.843-04:002011-09-21T22:38:28.843-04:00I hate the guy (or gal - but what word is worse th...I hate the guy (or gal - but what word is worse than gal? none. besides maybe vagina) who is in a lane with two or three pumps but doesn't pull all the way up.<br /><br />So you can't get your car to the empty pump(s) because his or her car is too far back.<br /><br />I want to rear-end that guy (or gal) and not in a good way. (Is there a good way?)Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15244839430462103487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-84828053920587494412011-09-21T19:13:05.564-04:002011-09-21T19:13:05.564-04:00people are the worst.
especially those looking fo...people are the worst. <br />especially those looking for a bargain. <br /><br />except.<br /><br />except you.Simonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10290531815250872371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-7805003796671327992011-09-21T19:08:53.323-04:002011-09-21T19:08:53.323-04:00It's the law for someone to pump your gas for ...It's the law for someone to pump your gas for you in New Jersey. Plus, it's cheaper there than where I live.<br />Then again, it's New Jersey.<br />Funny sign I saw crossing the state line into Virginia (I am NOT kidding about this): "We Pump It For You."<br />Now, THAT'S what I call Southern hospitality.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-82391906031300586182011-09-21T18:59:25.603-04:002011-09-21T18:59:25.603-04:00There's something about Costco, specifically, ...There's something about Costco, specifically, that turns people into complete assholes, suddenly unaware that they occupy the world with other people. I don't know what it is but a long time ago I promised myself that the NEXT person who just stopped short in front of me to make a phone call would get fucking RAMMED in the ass with my cart.<br /><br />Yeah, I've never actually done jillsmohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471645179097384631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39894405495316601972011-09-21T16:40:56.725-04:002011-09-21T16:40:56.725-04:00This is precisely why I should be a vampire and al...This is precisely why I should be a vampire and allowed to feed on stupid people. The world would be a much better place.Tonyahttp://www.goingtomensa.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-15610629536908988522011-09-21T12:42:55.183-04:002011-09-21T12:42:55.183-04:00i think the money saved at a lot of gas stations i...i think the money saved at a lot of gas stations is wasted by how long you sit in line or how far you drive out of your way to get it.SherilinRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10667321154367669653noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-37315894140050181802011-09-21T12:29:41.795-04:002011-09-21T12:29:41.795-04:00Sometimes it is worth paying a bit more for your p...Sometimes it is worth paying a bit more for your petrol (gas to you - although that always makes me think that some one has farted), rather than spend an hour waiting in line. <br /><br />I also know people who drive miles out of their way just save a few pennies (Cents to you). Which probably means they use up more fuel than they save...<br /><br />Still it does sound like you get real BlackLOGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13214821496023051754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-39017956991777094772011-09-21T12:09:37.431-04:002011-09-21T12:09:37.431-04:00Umm...am I the only one who's mystified by the...Umm...am I the only one who's mystified by the fact that Costco provides gas? Ontario is so far behind! I still have to deal with those douche-canoes at the regular pumps though, so it's still totally relatable. The slow people are bad, but the sneaky buggers who steal the spot you've been waiting for FOREVER are the worst. There should be some gas-moderator to control these Loonybinhttp://loonybin-lifeintheloonybin.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-75964604468721189622011-09-21T11:54:06.205-04:002011-09-21T11:54:06.205-04:00Little old ladies! The are the bane of line-ups e...Little old ladies! The are the bane of line-ups everywhere, always the ones who either butt ahead or slow things down.<br /><br />- that's my rant for the day.Karahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17044224027343776064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-45460358095083315112011-09-21T11:18:09.000-04:002011-09-21T11:18:09.000-04:00I second the fact that the sample tables are utter...I second the fact that the sample tables are utter madness. The freaking adults are worse than the kids. I love when the 45 year old man swoops in and grabs the last ravioli right as my kid makes his way up to the front of the line. Classy. <br /><br />What is it about samples of free, albeit delicious, food that makes grown men act like animals? <br /><br />In regard to the gas, I never go thereTasha@ The Whole Momhttp://thewholemom.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-68624961497700278282011-09-21T10:31:20.363-04:002011-09-21T10:31:20.363-04:00Or you get the people that sneak in from the wrong...Or you get the people that sneak in from the wrong side even though you have been back there waiting for forever! totally just wanted to ram into that guy when he did it to me.Emmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14675419215475635276noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-49183705971469354662011-09-21T09:33:05.208-04:002011-09-21T09:33:05.208-04:00Agreed, but I will call your gas station assholes ...Agreed, but I will call your gas station assholes and raise with the sample hound assholes. I get that Costco has great samples, but please do not ram into my child's leg, especially when said leg is in the seat of the cart, to get a pizza roll.<br /><br />Or the time I had to ask someone to get up so I could get a bag of flour and he mumbled, "Can't you see I'm eating?"angelahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14974137283220034062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-68919225998573164262011-09-21T09:31:19.127-04:002011-09-21T09:31:19.127-04:00There IS a magical land where they pump your gas f...There IS a magical land where they pump your gas for you. It's called New Jersey and trust me, you don't want to come here.The Stucco Bungalowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04395685046094713538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4342173666009236462.post-305489031040435092011-09-21T09:11:11.405-04:002011-09-21T09:11:11.405-04:00Went to a gas station up north where they pumped f...Went to a gas station up north where they pumped for you. It was a little unnerving. I couldnt recall if I was supposed to tip.unmitigated mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13901264130484454602noreply@blogger.com