Marriage is hard fucking work. Seriously. There is no happily ever after. There are days, weeks, months, even years where you hate your partner with a white hot passion & wonder why you married that person.
This is not one of those moments.
Instead, this is why I love & married E: (via email)
Me: can you fax those fuckers at citibank a copy of our bank statement to show we paid them?
I'm pretty sure you are amazing. Scratch that, there is no "pretty sure" about it! Muhahahahaha.
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