Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Marriage is hard fucking work. Seriously. There is no happily ever after. There are days, weeks, months, even years where you hate your partner with a white hot passion & wonder why you married that person.

This is not one of those moments.

Instead, this is why I love & married E:
(via email)

Me: can you fax those fuckers at citibank a copy of our bank statement to show we paid them?

E: consider it done by the Prophets of Rage!

Awesome.

1 comment:

  1. I'm pretty sure you are amazing. Scratch that, there is no "pretty sure" about it! Muhahahahaha.

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