|That's . . . flattering.|
|Yeah. You're AWESOME. Really.|
|"I know, Joaquin - I mean, Johnny. Who does that skank think she is?"|
4. That smugness.
5. Telling you to get £100 boots for your KID. I know that's another GOOP thing, but it's like she's begging me to take her on for every. single. thing. she does there. Who spends £100 on a child's shoe and thinks its ok to tell the masses that this is a good idea. At least Oprah has a Good Things show where she'll give her stuff away to the audience. Evidently GP wants you to sell a kidney. [Thanks to GrandeMocha for this.]
6. Ruining SNL, which I don't even watch because A) I'm not a fan, and B) It's on past my bedtime, unless I'm hanging out with friends, at which point it is sometimes still past my bedtime and I fall asleep on the couch while ostensibly being part of the conversation, but it still pisses me off, because she thinks she FUNNY now, too. Which she is most assuredly not.
|I don't know who these people are, but they deserve better.|
|Huh. He is not as hot as I remembered. Have at him.|
9. Pissing about the press while whoring yourself for attention. Just shut it.
10. Making me spend this much time on someone I find so offensive.
It seems I'm not alone in my disdain.
PS! There is a lovely, lovely thing going on on Twitter: #PaltrowAdvice. So. Awesome. Try your hand at it!