Monday, October 17, 2011

Best Compliment Ever

The husband and I are listening to Tina Fey reading Bossypants.  Tina [I can call her that, since we're besties] starts talking about why she's the worst:

1. She doesn't have a driver's license, so she doesn't drive wideways across Pennsylvania.

The husband looks over at me and says, "Oh, my god." I do not drive on the freeway, in any way.

2. She can't cook meat.

The husband cuts his eyes at me and says, "Oh, my fucking god." I burn meat on the grill every time I cook it.

3.  She does not like dogs.

The husband looks at me and yells, "OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU ARE THE SAME PERSON."

I fell harder for him at that moment than when I first drunkenly saw him at dollar pitcher night.

15 comments:

  1. OMG, I seriously LOVE you. And Tina Fey....and the fact that you two are seemingly the same gal!!!

    that man knows how to GET SOME from you for sure! xo

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  2. That is hilarious! And I think I need to read the book - don't hate me because I haven't yet.

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  3. THAT IS


    believable.


    (why I fell in love with YOU at dollar pitcher night..)

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  4. I love that book, I just gave it to my friend who is due any day now so she can have something to laugh at during the early stages of labor.

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  5. I drive everywhere

    I cook meat to perfection –

    I love dogs (but not in a sexual way)

    I am the opposite of you and Tina - I can call her that because I have no idea who she is, other than a none driving, meat burning, dog hater – at least we know that neither of you are going to run over the local pooch population and then cook and eat the evidence….

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  6. I love a good love story.

    I do drive anywhere. My cooking is inconsistant depending on my Twitter timeline, some thing just have to be checked out.
    What? The timer went off? When?

    I have a dog. Albeit, a stupid dog.

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  7. when i wear my glasses and have my hair straight, people call me tina fey. i relate to everything that lady says, except i love dogs. dogs are better than people.

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  8. I just finished reading BossyPants. Man, I can relate to that woman. She is everywoman, every real woman. That is why we all want to marry her or maybe just .. you know .. burn meat with her on back roads.

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  9. I'm in the middle of this book and am now considering the audio version... if she is the one that actually reads it!!

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  10. I might be tempted to actually read a book now. Or download the audio version for when I run because I'd probably get to it faster.

    Is dollar pitcher night cheaper than .25 pint night? Either way, someone's getting lucky.

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  11. I wanna go to dollar pitcher night with you, me and Tina. I'll drive (obvs).

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  12. Whatever it takes to rekindle to romance:)

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  13. I do not think she is as funny as you, though, Bossyverse. I mean SuniPants. Shit. You know what I mean, right?

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Every time you comment, I get a lady boner.