You know how Yahoo! is your home page?
Am I the only one a step above the AOL people?
Yahoo! is my home page [which I immediately switch to something else, so I'm not sure why it's my home page. Nostalgia? Possibly. Laziness? Probably.] and even though I KNOW I shouldn't, because it will only make me angry, sometimes I'll click on something despite my better judgment and then I spend the rest of my life trying to wash away the idiocy.
Yes, an entire article about how Tom Brady has a magical ass washing toilet and how his teammate loves to use it.
What the FUCK, Yahoo! ????
Now, I'm pretty loosey goosey when it comes to talking to people while I'm using the toilet [fair warning for those of you I'll be seeing at BlogHer or when I break into your house because I need to pee], but to discuss the machinations of a toilet is beyond even what I would do. [I am also completely offended by those Charmin commercials with the bears. I just . . . it's fucking wrong on so many levels.]
Anyway, I'm sorry, but I couldn't handle having been polluted by this and not discuss it with you. You're like my giant group therapy sessions and if I could afford it, you'd all get a co-pay.