Have you missed me?
I know you have.
I have some pretty cool news for you -
Have you ever wanted to meet me? Or just bask in the glow of my awesomeness IN PERSON?
Well, guess what. Here's your chance. I was invited to be part of Listen to Your Mother [that is the cool news, in case you didn't understand how cool news works].
I auditioned and was asked to be part of a pretty cool group of people who are going to talk about cold fusion. I'm kidding. We're talking about mothers and mothering. This is not a usual topic of conversation for me, on or off blog, but I tackle it in my own inimitable way.
The show is going to be a walk down memory lane for me, since it's at a club I used to frequent back in my bad old days. Back then, I'd be drunk, smoking, wearing tiny clothing, and showing off my tattoo and dance skills.
Ah, club life.
Anyway, you can come see me talk about the time I accidentally sent my kid to bible camp. I will not be drunk, or smoking, but I will probably flash my tattoo.
I may dance.