We watched Napolean Dynamite last night, because we figured we might as well see what all the fuss was about.
Seriously. That movie sucked ass on so many levels. I can't believe how bad it was.
We tried to watch it ironically, as satire, as heartfelt, as a dream sequence, as a tribute to foreign films. Nothing worked.
BECAUSE THAT MOVIE IS NOT FUNNY.
So, in short:
Napolean Dynamite sucks ass.
(As do the films of Wes Anderson and Judd Apatow. You all blow.)