Update on a Saturday

• Ugh ugh ugh. What is wrong with people that they are giving their 8 year old daughters BIKINI WAXES?

• I'm already tired of the election.
  
• I have such a crush on Duff from Ace of Cakes. Seriously. I don't eat sweets, and I never much liked cake anyway but OMG, how adorable is he when he gets excited about making fun cakes for people?
• I have a buttload of work to do. Not fun.
• I want to knit some ponchos for G. And maybe one for me. Are ponchos over? Or are they cool if you call them something else?
• It's time to make dinner, and I could not be less interested. Where is my housekeeper with a delicious meal? WHERE?
  
• I get to write a paper on Harry Potter (informal adoption as a trope in English literature). Still! HP! WOOO!
• Why didn't I go for my PhD? This is a LOT more fun than writing some shit ass legal thing.
• And now I have to pee. Yeesh. This was a lame post.