So I decided to run an errand after dinner. Because i am all about procrastination when it comes to studying.
I grabbed the dusty dark blue aluminum water bottle I bought at Target for $12.99 [for a water bottle! At Target!] that the girl ended up not needing, and jumped in the car.
I transferred the bottle from one hand to the other, started the car, backed out of the drive, noticed a hangnail on one of my fingers and started chewing it. After a few seconds, I realized that my finger was covered in the bottle dust.
It tasted pretty fucking gross.