UPDATED: The Husband [kind of] saves his bacon!

So far today, the following people have wished me happy Mother's Day:
My daughter
My mother
My sister
My aunt
My cousin
Several friends.
Who hasn't?
My husband.
Asshole.
I'm buying myself something wonderful.

UPDATED:
Husband ended up buying dinner [which I had to ORDER, jesus, like a migrant worker!] and gave me a gift card.  No actual card. 

You know what?  Still fuck him.