Did you ever watch the Amityville Horror movie? Or read the book? I went on a tear when I was a kid, reading that book and The Exorcist and Jaws and all those super scary books.
I think the Amityville one scared me most, though.
Seriously. Look at that house. How creepy is that?
The house is for sale - or it was as of May, anyway. How fucking creepy would that be, to live in that house? Even if the haunting was all a hoax? Some really bad business there, what with the murdering.
You know what else is bad business? The fact that we have had flies in our house.
Sometimes several at a time. I don't know where they are coming from, but I'm starting to get that Amityville feeling and I don't care for it.
The cats, of course, are of no assistance.