Saturday, August 28, 2010

Wow. Really Phoning It In Today.

What were you doing 10 years ago?

Having a nervous breakdown (ah, PPD, how I DO NOT miss you!)

What were you doing 1 year ago?
Pretty much the same thing - getting the girl ready for school.  Oh, and waiting for my bar results.  [I passed! SUCK IT, BITCHES!]

Five snacks you enjoy:
1. Doritos (PMS)
2. Apple and smoked gouda
3. Home made smoothie
4. Kettle Chips Salt and Freshly Ground Black Pepper Chips (PMS)
5. Banana and peanut butter

Five songs that you know all the lyrics:
1. The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Music by Fraulien Maria and the Von Trapp Family Singers
2. Eleanor Rigby by The Beatles
3. Paradise City by Guns and Roses
4. Rio by Duran Duran
5. Love Is A Stranger by The Eurythmics

Five things you would do if you were a millionaire:
1. Pay off all debts
2. Travel EVERYWHERE.  Except not really hot places, because that makes me cranky. And nowhere really cold, because that also makes me cranky.  So, travel to temperate climates.
3. Sell this house and buy a condo (no yardwork!)
4. Set aside money for the girl's and the husband's schooling
5. Buy every OPI nail color I could get my hands on

Five bad habits:
1. Procrastination
2. Negative thinking
3. Procrastination
4. Perfectionism
5. Procrastination

Five things you like doing:
1. Reading
2. Swimming
3. Playing Ms. PacMan or Super Mario 4 or Oregon Trail or Secret Agent Barbie (these are the few video/computer games I can play without getting VERY CRANKY because I don't know how to maneuver the controls and they don't make my head swim with 3D perspective)
4. Sex
5. Writing

Five things you would never wear again:
1. Fingerless fluorescent gloves
2. Side buttoning ruffled shirts [It's better if NO ONE wears these again]
3. Bras (if I could get away with it . . .)
4. A baseball cap (total Krusty the Klown hair)
5. Stirrup pants. In leopard print. [Give me a break - I was 19!!!! It was the 80s!!!]

Five favorite toys:
1. Mac
2. Digital camera
3. Deck of cards
4. That one that goes in my bedside table drawer
5. Knitting needles


  1. For phoning it in this is awesome!! Aside from the Swimming bit and the lyrics questions I AM totally convinced we separated at birth! Oh, yeah, and the bra bit but I'd gladly give up some of that to have an ass.

  2. Question: How much do I love "The Sound of Music"? Answer: A lot. So much so that I'm typically only attracted to women who look like Julie Andrews.

    This is all probably why I'm single.

  3. Tonya - I knew I felt like a part of me was missing. I just had no idea it was you!

    Alone - Listen, loving Sound of Music and being hot for Julie Andrews will serve you well in the long run. It's a hot, potent, sexy mix.


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