Friday, December 3, 2010

Friday Flip Offs - Are You Kidding Me? The Holidays Are ON!

Oh, it's been a while.  It's also been a long week.  And so, without further ado, here are things that deserve a big fat flip:

Insomnia.  You are a gigantic bastard.  Seriously.  There is no reason for you to exist, particularly not on SUNDAY NIGHT when only 24 hours earlier it would have been more tolerable.  I'm already tired.  Now I'm loopy, too, from lack of sleep.  Flip off, insomnia.  Flip off.

Gift Lists.  If I knew what I wanted, I would already have it. Jesus. [This does not exempt you from giving me a list of things you want.  Let's be serious, here. I'm out of ideas.]

Global Warming.  For all the regular reasons [shrinking ice caps, drowning polar bears] but also because you lull me into thinking that this mild-ish weather will last all winter.  Even though I live in the North.  Every year, you donkey punch me with shitty cold fronts and I'm getting tired of it.

What have you go this week?





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7 comments:

  1. I hear you on the insomnia. I couldn't sleep last night and now I'm in the fog. With a huge paper to do for school. Weeee.

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  2. Insomnia can bite me. Only I'd rather it not get that close.

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  3. hmm. seems insomnia's more common than i thought. doesn't make me hate it any less, though...

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  4. I'd flip off my weak bladder. Can't hold my pee for more than 8 hours since having the kids.

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  5. I know what you mean. I don't "deep sleep" anymore.

    I can fall asleep, but I always feel like I'm awake...I miss the knock me out with a 2x4 kind of sleep I used to have.

    That's why I'm so dang tired all the time. Where's my REM?

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  6. Yeah, what she said!....
    ...especially the global warming one. I'm in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Imagine my surprise when it finally snowed end of November...for 4 consecutive days! I was like, "What? But what about global warming?"

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