It was a long ass weekend, people. Long. Ass. So I'm losing my ability to string together coherent thoughts. I'll let you do that for me.
1. Beer or wine or hard liquor? [Beer or liquor, on the Haley's Comet like occasions when I drink anymore. Wine makes me headachey.]
2. Do you prefer Twitter or blogging to get your brilliance across to the masses? [Blogging. Because I am a wordy motherfucker.]
3. How much do you hate Facebook and the fact that people you don't like pester you to friend them? A little or with a fiery passion? [Fiery passion.]
4. Orange or green as the world's most annoying color? Or do you have another one that you find even more offensive? [Green. It makes me tense.]
5. What are the odds, when you decide you need to do something, that you will actually follow through in a timely manner? [Slim to none. Seriously. I haven't had pictures up in my bedroom in 6 years. SIX YEARS. And I am 0-15 for going to work out so far this year.]
6. Would you ever wear a puffy parka? How could would it have to be for you to look like the Michelin Man? [I owned one of those coats and wore it maybe a dozen times in 8 or 9 years before I finally gave it away. Wool for me, thanks, even to subzero temps.]
What have you got for me friends?