Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Horcruxes

I was thinking today that your children are like Horcruxes.*

Parts of your soul, separated from yourself, in another being that can be destroyed.  Except, you know, you don't have to murder to make one.**

See?  Harry Potter has lessons for everyone.

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* I can't believe you don't know what a Horcrux is. Read about it here.

** But kids sure are murder on your body while you're creating them, aren't they? HAR-DE-HAR!

5 comments:

  1. so I don't have a horcrux then! mwhahahaha!

    wait, my cats might be my horcruxes. dammit.

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  2. But they want to make one commit murder.

    What?

    Just me?

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  3. Make One Want To Commit Murder.

    And turn one's brain matter into jello to boot.

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  4. OH YES!!

    Why didn't I realize this sooner. Children ARE horcruxes!!

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