Me: And blah de blah blah blah.
The girl: Yeah, it's LOL JK.
Me: You did not just text-speak at me.
The girl: Ugh, I know. I'm so embarrassed.
Me: You don't deserve to go to boarding school.
The husband: What did she say?
Me: LOL JK.
The husband: LOL JK? Laugh Out Loud Jesus Christ?
Me: Oh, that's totally what it means now.