Friday, February 4, 2011

Words of Wisdom

These are things I've passed on to my daughter as she's slowly entered the dating world:
  • Nice suits and lots of money.  That's what you look for in a husband.
  • Don't marry a funny guy.  It's not worth it.
  • It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man.  Easier, actually.
  • The couple that steals together stays together.
  • Never show affection. Or weakness.  Guys hate that.
  • He'd make a good first husband.
  • Don't have opinions. Just smile and nod and look pretty.
I'm thinking she'll do well.


  1. I clearly need a lot more relationship advice from you. A *lot*...

  2. How about, age has no limits when money is involved. Helping him take out his teeth at night is very easy when there are millions at stake.

  3. I'm not sayin she a gold digger...

  4. yeah, why are the funny ones ever rich?

    p.s. and yes, let's be friends!


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