Friday, February 4, 2011

Words of Wisdom

These are things I've passed on to my daughter as she's slowly entered the dating world:
  • Nice suits and lots of money.  That's what you look for in a husband.
  • Don't marry a funny guy.  It's not worth it.
  • It's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man.  Easier, actually.
  • The couple that steals together stays together.
  • Never show affection. Or weakness.  Guys hate that.
  • He'd make a good first husband.
  • Don't have opinions. Just smile and nod and look pretty.
I'm thinking she'll do well.
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5 comments:

  1. Jo and the NovelistFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    I clearly need a lot more relationship advice from you. A *lot*...

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  2. Joann MannixFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    How about, age has no limits when money is involved. Helping him take out his teeth at night is very easy when there are millions at stake.

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  3. GrandeMochaFebruary 5, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    I'm not sayin she a gold digger...

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  4. SimoneFebruary 5, 2011 at 1:43 PM

    yeah, why are the funny ones ever rich?

    p.s. and yes, let's be friends!

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  5. alonewithcatsFebruary 18, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    Or she could just get a cat(s).

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Every time you comment, I get a lady boner.

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