Cards I've written but never sent:*
Thank you, Jesus, for saving all of us.
Get well soon to my great aunt who died before I could send it.
Thank you to the dean of admissions for the campus tour and then the girl was accepted before I sent it.
Misaddressed Christmas card to family who doesn't celebrate Christmas but, you know, people like getting cards at the holiday, right? Especially with family pictures? Even if it's February?
Thank you card for a wedding gift that I found in an end table after we moved out of our first apartment two years after we had been married.
* One of these is not true. Guess which one.