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A-Z of Me via L.A.C.E.

ANORAK…Do you have a sad side? All my sides are full of awesome.  But sometimes I'm sad. Mostly just before the rage sets in.

BODY…What physical attribute would you most like to change? The goddamn constant cracking of my bones.  I SOUND LIKE RICE KRISPIES WHEN I STAND UP.

CELEBRITY…Which one would you most like to date and why? Would you believe I still haven't remembered the gay guy I would have sex with that the husband and I discussed? I'm very much enjoying your guesses, though.

DEBUT …Tell us about your first ever blog post. What made you start blogging? First blog post? I can't even remember.  Why did I start? TO SHARE THE BRILLIANCE OF MY BRAIN!

ERROR …What’s been your biggest regret? That I didn't move to New York when I was 21.  Fuck.

FUNNY – who’s making you laugh? TINA FEY ALL DAY EVERY DAY.


GRAND…If we gave you one right now what would you spend it on? A new kitchen table. Ours sucks.

HOLIDAY… What’s your favourite destination?  New York.

IRRITATE… What’s your most annoying habit?  Not listening to people when they talk to me.  I do this A LOT [But not to you.]

JOKER…Whats your favourite joke {the one that makes you laugh everytime you hear it}? I'm not a fan of jokes, but I do laugh every time I see certain shows. [Ahem, 30 Rock. Ahem, Cougar Town.]


KENNEL… Do you have any pets? Two goddamn cats. 

LOVE…Are you single, married, engaged, living with a long term partner? Married. 

MEAL… Whats your ultimate starter, main and dessert? A crisp salad, tenderloin with blue cheese sauce and asparagus and cheesecake. 

NOW…If you could be anywhere right now where would you be and who with? With the girl.  I guess the husband could come, too.

OFF DUTY…What do you do in your spare time? HAHAHAHA. Sleep?

PROUD MOMENTS …What are you most proud of? That I was on Jeopardy!

QUEASY …What turns your stomach? Ear stuff. Blergh.


RELAX…How do you relax? I'm not a fan. I can't even do yoga right.

SONG…Whats your favourite song of all time? No favorite, but I'm feeling Ke$ha lately.

TIME …If you could go back in time and relive it again, when would you choose? I'm not a fan of the past.  I like looking forward.

UNKNOWN…Tell us something about yourself that no one else knows? Is there anything left?

VOCAL…. Who is your favourite artist? Gianlorenzo Bernini.  Oh, singer? Annie Lennox.

WORK….. What is your dream job, and are you doing it now? Being a writer. I'm doing it, but not the exact kind I want.

XRAY…Any broken bones? Nope.

YIKES…What’s been your most embarrassing moment? Most? Who knows. Most recent? Farting in what I thought was an empty theater.

ZOO…. If you were an animal, which one would you be? A GODDAMN UNICORN!

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