On Friday, my mother and my sister graciously came over to help me clean my house because the husband was picking up the girl from school and I am just a lazy bastard who needs help cleaning when it comes to the end of the week - actually, just in general. So they came over, and my mom, who is kind of take no prisoners when it comes to cleaning [she even brought over a giant container of degreaser, because evidently my house has boiling vats of oil in each room], had us jumping to clean clean CLEAN.
I had some prints that I purchased which I hadn't put up yet, and my mother would not let this stand, so she starts putting the prints in frames and she sees one that I plan on putting in the bedroom and says, "What is this?"
And I say, "I think it's cute - like how the husband and I sleep."
And she looks at me kind of sideways and says, "It looks like you're doing something else, you know, from behind."
And then I bleached my brain.
She kind of ruined this:
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Cute, right? PS My room is not that yellow. |
Who's got the smutty mind now, huh? HUH?
I would say she definitely ruined it, because every time you look at it, you will think of her comment.
ReplyDeleteFor the record when I first saw it, I didn't think that thought, that was of course, until I thought of the version your mother put in MY head.
I suppose there is always a price you pay for free housecleaning services....
Have a great Thanksgiving with the fam!
I am horrible person because I saw the picture before I saw the text, and thought, "When did this blog go all porno?" Then I made a mental note to come back WAY MORE OFTEN, and then I read the text.
ReplyDeleteSo...sorry.
But the picture is cute. I love "spoon sleeping," too.
I think the picture is cute, but she did ruin it by putting the though in my head. Now when I look at it I totally see what she's talking about.
ReplyDeleteI'm more impressed that people actually sleep that way. How do you not a) sweat to death or b) reach around and smother him for breathing too loud in your ear?
ReplyDeleteBut maybe I'm just an outlier.
No, honey...your mind doesn't have the smutty mind....
ReplyDeleteIt's all RIGHT there...don't you see it????
Quick, off the wall before the girl comes home and shits in her pants and goes back to school with a prescription.
OH MAN! Nothing like being old enough to be like a PEER for the parentals, no?
ReplyDeleteMaybe next time she comes over to clean, she'll bring a black marker and embellish that print with some "oh yeah" and "right there baby" and "i love it when you do something else, you know, from behind." That's what I'd do.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, Suni. Did you see the movie version of Hedwig and the Angry Inch? It reminds me of one of the animations. They are doing the thing your mom said. :P
ReplyDeleteYour mom helps you clean. Oh man, you have no idea how jealous I am right now. I'd put up with the smutty mind just to get some cleaning done. Come to think of it the smutty mind is sort of a bonus.
ReplyDeleteApple, meet Tree.
ReplyDeleteApple doesn't fall far from the tree, what can I say?
ReplyDeleteMoms ruin *everything* with their talk of taboo sex acts.
ReplyDeleteWait, your mom cleans your house? Hold the fucking phone!!!! I want someone's mom to clean MY house. Geesh.
ReplyDeleteShe might be a closet freak, because I thought the picture was sweet. But maybe I'm the freak, who knows?
Yeah... I would have agreed with you before, but now that your mom's got it in my head, that'll always be the sex print.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!! I wasn't thinking that initially but now that she says that, I kind of agree :) It's still cute though (looooove spoon sleeping)!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...she's cleaning for you...let the woman watch and grade your sexy times if she wants to!!!!
ReplyDeletei wish people could clean as thoroughly as i do.
ReplyDeleteIf your mom ever wants to come over an ruin my wall art in exchange for cleaning, I'm totally open to it
ReplyDeleteAWWW. The picture is cute.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, all kinds of anal innuendos are cropping up in my mind.
Sorry.
Please have your mother call me, my house is a mess and I have LOADS of porn that I'm sure she'll love. No foot fetish stuff though, in case that's what she's into.
ReplyDeleteSarah xxx
LOL. Your mother has a dirtier mind than I do because I just saw people sleeping.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mama Suniverse, way to turn a completely cute picture into a sex comic...
ReplyDeletePretty sure that was the position I found my parents in that day I walked in on them...
ReplyDeleteBroad daylight.
And brain bleach.
Oh yeah.
Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI like your mom.
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