It's time to play everyone's favorite game - ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, GODDAMMIT.
Here we go:
1. If you had to choose between eating a pound of fat or drinking a pound of fat, what would you do?
2. Paper or plastic?
3. Is it a lie to color your hair? What about wearing a push-up padded bra? What if you are a man?
4. Is coleslaw supposed to be sweet or tangy? Show your work.
5. Is it wrong to not order your kid's school pictures, because what the fuck are you supposed to do with 18 minis anyway?
6. Is a haiku or a sonnet the most pure form of poetry? [Bonus points if you answer in a limerick.]
7. How many times is too many times to listen to Michael Buble's Christmas CD?
8. What present did you get for me?
PS I'm over at Funny not Slutty today, baking cookies like I'm Hillary Clinton. Or Oprah. [Not that Oprah.]