Friday, December 9, 2011

Where I Tell You What To Do. Yes, You.

Do you know where I am today?

Fucking A right - I'm over at Funny not Slutty, dropping knowledge.

That's right, I'm telling people what to do and how to live their lives.

BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING.  Including stuff about sex. And droughts. And how they affect you. As seen on this handy-dandy chart:

So, go over there and learn from the best.




  1. Great post, as always!

    Although, I'm in rather dire need of knowing what falls between the five year and twenty year areas. Do things fall off?

  2. Yeah, What happens after a couple of months?

    I love using the term Lady Parts.

  3. I like being told what to do. That is exactly why I procreated. I'm on my way.

  4. Ack, it wouldn't let me see your link! "Forbidden!" it yelled at me.

  5. Great. Now I'm not sure whether I want sex or candy. Why must I always be faced with this Sophie's Choice? Why can't I live in a world where sex and candy coexist? WHY?


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