Friday, December 9, 2011

Where I Tell You What To Do. Yes, You.

Do you know where I am today?

Fucking A right - I'm over at Funny not Slutty, dropping knowledge.

That's right, I'm telling people what to do and how to live their lives.

BECAUSE I KNOW EVERYTHING.  Including stuff about sex. And droughts. And how they affect you. As seen on this handy-dandy chart:



So, go over there and learn from the best.

XOXOXOXO,

Suniverse
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5 comments:

  1. UnknownDecember 10, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Great post, as always!

    Although, I'm in rather dire need of knowing what falls between the five year and twenty year areas. Do things fall off?

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  2. Adventures in AlyssalandDecember 10, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    Yeah, What happens after a couple of months?

    I love using the term Lady Parts.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 11, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    I like being told what to do. That is exactly why I procreated. I'm on my way.

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  4. ShaliniDecember 12, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    Ack, it wouldn't let me see your link! "Forbidden!" it yelled at me.

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  5. alonewithcatsDecember 13, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Great. Now I'm not sure whether I want sex or candy. Why must I always be faced with this Sophie's Choice? Why can't I live in a world where sex and candy coexist? WHY?

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Every time you comment, I get a lady boner.

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