Thursday, December 8, 2011

And you thought it was a one time deal

Guess again.

Yes, the month of November was a massive fuckery.  Not only did I neglect my lovers on the internet [hello, gorgeous, meet me around the corner for some really, really nasty good times], but I also missed ANOTHER award I was given by someone who obviously has no idea what a complete ingrate I can be.


Not Winning Mom of the Year [how awesome is that for a blog name?] was kind enough to grant me a Liebster Blog award.  Look.  It's right here:

Jealous much?
So, after I read her comment on November 14th [what is wrong with me and November and my inability to maintain any semblance of internet etiquette?], I was thrilled that Not Winning Mom of the Year was awesome enough to give me this award and then . . . I think I was abducted by aliens, because the rest is just a blur and my butt kind of hurts.

Anyway, she gave me this award and I was tasked with spreading the love, so I'd like you to take this award and post it on your blog and avoid anal probing at all costs.

[I'm pretty sure Not Winning Mom of the Year is taking this award back.]

13 comments:

  1. I have to google "liebster" before I go taking that award and putting it on my blog. But for now I'll assume it's a good thing and say congratulations!!!

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  2. I'd give you an award too, though I'll have to invent one. It totally makes me hot you say fuckery.

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  3. I'm so sorry about your butt. A lot of people don't know this, but if you offer them your left nostril, they'll take that instead.

    But congrats on your award!

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  4. I would never take this award back and end a friendship with someone who uses the term "massive fuckery". It's why I love you so much.

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  5. Congrats on the award. Sometimes my whole life feels like a massive fuckery. I too received some awards that I never talked about on my blog and I can't remember who gave them to me and I feel absolutely terrible. I feel kind of good confessing it here, but seriously, how much of an asshat am I? I deserve an anal probe.

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  6. I love fuckery! Sorry to hear about your butt.

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  7. I literally haven't recovered from Nov yet....a massive fuckery for sure. ;) love u Suni!!!! Miss u! Xoxo

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  8. The word Fuckery makes me think of Christopher Moore's Fool . . . which I need to re-read - as there is "fuckery most foul" aplenty within those pages.

    But why are we avoiding anal probes? I thought that's what you wanted me to meet you around the corner for.

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  9. This whole situation cracks my shit up. And I will take the award simply because I am an acknowledgment whore.

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  10. wtf? i left a comment on this the day you posted it and it is not here. probably because i didn't actually put it up completely, being that i am still figuring out how to work the mouse on my laptop.

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  11. So Liebster Blog means "I'm down with massive fuckery and possibly anal probing if the aliens can offer really good dessert after"...

    Right?

    Color me Liebstered.

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  12. Mercury is in retrograde, honey. We're all getting diddled by the fickle fingers of fate...

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Every time you comment, I get a lady boner.