Yes, the month of November was a massive fuckery. Not only did I neglect my lovers on the internet [hello, gorgeous, meet me around the corner for some really, really nasty good times], but I also missed ANOTHER award I was given by someone who obviously has no idea what a complete ingrate I can be.
Not Winning Mom of the Year [how awesome is that for a blog name?] was kind enough to grant me a Liebster Blog award. Look. It's right here:
Anyway, she gave me this award and I was tasked with spreading the love, so I'd like you to take this award and post it on your blog and avoid anal probing at all costs.
[I'm pretty sure Not Winning Mom of the Year is taking this award back.]