Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Isn't it romantic?

The husband and I are in bed late on a Saturday night, ready to live it, married style.  Meaning, I have my bite plate in and am reading [Hello, Half-Blood Prince!], and the husband has put in a Burn Notice dvd.

The Husband:  Man, she's really nipping out.

Me: What? [Glancing up from my book] WHAT?

The Husband: Look, you can see her nipple.

Me: OH MY GOD, STOP TALKING ABOUT SHARON GLESS'S NIPPLES.

And they say romance is dead.
I can't unsee it and now neither can you. Sorry, Christine Cagney. I do love you, but oi.
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17 comments:

  1. Jo and the NovelistFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    Seriously pointy... Grade A peanut smuggling right there..

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  2. MommaKissFebruary 14, 2012 at 10:01 AM

    I'd just like to know what she's drinking.

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  3. FlanneryFebruary 14, 2012 at 10:53 AM

    Wow, I need to double fist the drinks too after that visual.

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  4. GiaFebruary 14, 2012 at 1:04 PM

    Wowza.

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  5. Meg at the Members LoungeFebruary 14, 2012 at 2:30 PM

    You think wardrobe does this on purpose? They must. It makes it more, umm, gritty?

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  6. SimoneFebruary 14, 2012 at 2:48 PM

    sounds like a moment before slumber in my home. only peter's playing chess on his stupid iphone and i'm wearing a giant mouth guard, falling asleep after every sentence i read...

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  7. Youngman BrownFebruary 14, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    Reminds me of a scene from Austin Powers...

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  8. GrandeMochaFebruary 14, 2012 at 7:17 PM

    Was that supposed to get you in the mood?

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  9. karensomethingorotherFebruary 14, 2012 at 7:53 PM

    yiccch

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  10. BibliomamaFebruary 14, 2012 at 10:06 PM

    You can talk with your bite plate in? Respect.

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  11. JohnFebruary 15, 2012 at 8:42 AM

    I just finished listening to an audio recording of Half-Blood Prince again . . . where the big thing happens, as read by Jim Dale? It's chilling.

    So, despite the fact that Burn Notice takes place in Miami (it does, right?) it looks like it's cold on set?

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  12. PoppyFebruary 15, 2012 at 9:19 AM

    Soft core porn isn't what it used to be.

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  13. JamieFebruary 15, 2012 at 10:30 AM

    Oh my eyes... they'll never be the same.

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  14. JulieFebruary 15, 2012 at 1:44 PM

    Are those two mojitos she's sporting in her hands?

    Whatever they are, they're probably chilly.

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  15. Marilyn (A Lot of Loves)February 15, 2012 at 5:20 PM

    My husband and I always pointed out Jennifer Aniston's nipples on Friends. They're like tiny daggers. I never understood why they didn't put a pad or something on them. I mean...I would...and I like to think that's just good fashion sense and not at all prudish.

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  16. France RantsFebruary 16, 2012 at 11:54 AM

    yesterday at the gym there was this lady in her 60's who had weird little sores all over her body (which sent instant germ phobias straight to my brain) who bent over in the MIDDLE of the locker room aisle completely NAKED to lotion up her ankles. i saw her entire who-ha and bunghole and was so mortified i called my hubby whe i got back to the car.

    it was disturbing i tell ya, she wasn't even trying t scooch over and be inconspicuous in the corner, she was airing that shit out for everyone and my retinas were ablaze for 30 minutes after.

    aaaarrrrggggghhhh!

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  17. alonewithcatsFebruary 17, 2012 at 1:36 AM

    She could do humankind a favor and move that second drink a hair to the left.

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