I am looking for a nice DARK PURPLISH but not GOTH lipstick. You know, something a woman who has a teenage child might wear. Not that the child would wear. And to clarify, I'm going to say a woman who has a teenage child who did not have the child as a teenager and who is not currently working it on the pole. And who has a tendency to get hives from stuff. Particularly the thought of someone near my daughter's age working the pole.
Anyway. Something like this:
|Give me a kiss. This is from MAC, which I've never used. Good stuff?|
Or something like this, even:
|I could actually get behind the eyeshadow, too.|
You know, for when I'm out being awesome. I almost bought a super dark purple lipstick from Sephora this weekend, but the adults I was with all gave me that head-tilty, pressed-lipped, "Hmmmm . . ." answer when I asked them. Which I took to mean no.
I had to return my Martha Stewart Dutch oven [which I had to carry back through Macy's - a 7 quart massive piece of enameled cast iron - which made me hurt my back AGAIN] due to a recall because the enamel chipped off in some of them. What the fuck, Martha?
Anyway, I need to get a new Dutch oven, and I'm leaning toward Le Crueset, even though it's uber-expensive, because I want something that will last and not make me die. Does anyone have one? Thoughts?
Also, is there someone whose ass we could kick with this bullshit Daylight Savings Time? Because it's been a couple of weeks and I'm still dragging.
And finally, I'm wondering if anyone has a decent work/life balance, or if that is just some bullshit Oprah touts? Now, in addition to feeling like I can't get enough done in my day, I also need to figure out how to get my quiet time, which just makes me want to start punching indiscriminately [you've been warned].
PS. One more question - do you judge people by the type of toilet paper they have in their bathrooms? I DO.
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