I'm having a bit of outpatient surgery today. I've been told it's not a big deal, but that hasn't helped me keep my shit together this week. I've been a fucking ray of sunshine, I have.
So, while I'm under sedation, I'd appreciate you all sending me happy thoughts. And while I'm enjoying the haze of pain meds, I'd appreciate finding out the following:
Have you ever been hospitalized? What did you think of the experience? I keep hoping it'll be like when Patsy and Edina went to the hospital on AbFab, but I can't seem to find someone to go with me. Are you interested?
Also, I always feel like I should be wearing some sort of fancy silk dressing gown in the hospital, instead of the uber-sexy backside-baring gown that is both comfortable AND uncomfortable at the same time. A miracle of modern medicine.
Further, I'd like to know your feelings on pain meds. As I've noted, I'm not a fan of Vicodin, since it doesn't seem to help me like Tylenol 3 with Codeine. Delicious, delicious codeine. What's your favorite med?
Finally, I'd like to know why it is that we can become paralyzed with procrastination when deadlines loom. WHY IS THAT? It's like I can't even focus.
I'll be wearing sweats and watching soap operas. Join me?