Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Shake that thing.

Parenting Pro-Tip - Even the most seemingly inconsequential things can be mined for later teachable moments. 

Me: Am I twerking? Is this twerking? [Shaking my ass.]

The Girl: Oh my god, Mom! Stop! You're embarrassing me.

Me: Is this twerking? [Shaking my ass in a slightly different manner.]

The Girl: Mom, you have to stop. I'm going to throw up.

School move in day is going to be AWESOME.


  1. Can I stay in her room while she's gone? I will show you twerking videos at midnight to help you raise your ability.

  2. I had to google twerking. you are definitely the cool mom

  3. Um, what the hell is twerking? This is something only the cool kids know about, isn't it? Sigh. I will never be a cool kid.

  4. My dad agreed to take his sister some furniture -- and decided to make the trip from NY to IL on the same trip as my sister's move-in day. So my dad drove up to a Duquesne University with one of the big U-Hauls. The person coordinating the dorms kind of looked at him incredulously. "Um, you know that might not all fit in a dorm room."

    "Oh, this? No this is just her shoes. My wife is driving the second truck for her clothes."

  5. I want video of the twerking, like Miley's.

  6. I want to cry and be your girl so you can be my mom.



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