To everyone at Costco and the market on Sunday, I want to apologize.
I hadn't showered since Friday night. I spent Saturday in a sweaty frenzy of errands and party hosting. By the time I hit Sunday, I was still super tired and my thought processes weren't in fully functional order.
My hair was swept up into a frizzy old-lady bun. Including the 1.5 inches of gray at the temples [I really need to hit the salon].
I was wearing mismatched everything.
I didn't put on deoderant.
I even forgot to brush my teeth.
And so I must apologize, because I broke my Rule of Three.
It is my belief that you can be two out of three things at any time, but you cannot be all three of these things, or you are disgusting:
2. Pasty skinned.
3. Dressed poorly.
I hit the Disgusting Trifecta and nobody won.
I'll do better in the future. But probably not today.