Hey, if I owe you a card, it's not necessarily because I am a terrible, horrible person who is lame and hasn't wanted to send you the card.
It's because I probably already bought the card - and may have even written an nice note and EVEN ADDRESSED IT - and then I put it on my desk to send out and it got buried in a pile of torn sheets of paper scribbled with grocery lists or receipts from every place I've visited in the past three weeks.
You'll get your card. I promise.
So long as I don't accidentally put it in the giant bag of paper that I'm going to look through any day now. Seriously. I'm getting right on that.