Friday, March 14, 2014

Oh, my god, shut up already.

My brain has not been my friend these past several days.

Part of it is that I got sick AGAIN over the weekend.

Part of it is that I'm so tired of not working.

Part of it is probably PMS.

And part of it is just my default brain setting.

But instead of spending another day moping and binge-watching tv programs I have already watched so often that I have them memorized [30 Rock / Scrubs / Cougar Town], I am going to be positive and tell my sadface brain to just SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

NEGATIVE
I got sick AGAIN.

POSITIVE
I got to sleep in and watch tv shows I love and drink all the Vernors I could handle.



NEGATIVE
I'm so tired of not working.

POSITIVE
Don't have to drive in bullshit weather. AND I don't have to pack a lunch.



NEGATIVE
PMS is bullshit.

POSITIVE
Yay uterus? [I'm still working on this one.]



NEGATIVE
My brain focuses on bad stuff.

POSITIVE
It's ok, brain. You can think of fun stuff, like how hilarious old Simpsons' episodes are and then JUST SHUT UP, BRAIN. JUST SHUT IT. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR . . .


This may take some tweaking.

2 comments:

  1. They say that negative people are smarter than optimists. I'm not sure who says this, or what that says about me, or whether I should delve more deeply into this. I'm just saying it in support of you and your negative brain, trying to cheer you up because I like happy people people. Because, apparently, I'm stupid. They imply.

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  2. I hate when I can't shut my brain off when I'm worrying about something. Feel better soon!

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