Thursday, October 22, 2015

Can't get no love?

I was listening to that TLC song "No Scrubs" and I realized that during high school and college, I was the scrub. I was sitting in the passenger side of my best friend's ride.

Of course, I do that now, mostly, too, because I fucking HATE driving.

Does it count as being a scrub if you hate driving, and that's the reason you're hanging in the passenger side?

Would it be better if I sat in the back?

I think this may be a reason I'm glad I'm married - I can default to the husband driving and not worry about feeling like a scrub.

6 comments:

  1. At my age, I've realized that I don't care that I'm a scrub.

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  2. You make me giggle every day...I LIKE THAT ABOUT YOU!

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  3. I'm so uncool I don't even KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SCRUB IS. I sort of prefer not driving too, although I don't really like sitting in the passenger seat because then I can see everything that could go wrong and I don't SAY anything, but it's stressful. I like being oblivious in the back seat, but that's awkward if it's just me and the driver.

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  4. Have you heard the BASTILLE version of that song?
    It's kind of awesome.

    Like you.

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