Ketchup is for winners, Ted.
When I was a child, I believed that I hated gravy. Clearly, I was delusional. Or the people around me didn't know how to make good gravy. I cry for all those years of mashed potatoes with just butter and salt on them. Cry, I tell you.
I swear. My husband and child do not eat gravy, so I don't have it often because when I do make it I EAT IT ALL. And much as I love gravy, that is not good. Delicious, but not good.
Every time you comment, I get a lady boner.