Sunday, January 27, 2008

Two in a row

We went and saw Juno. It was good. I was surprised at how many really good characters there were - all around, not just women, although having that many fleshed out and good women characters was something of a shock.

Plus, who doesn't love George Michael?


I'm supposed to be reading Silas Marner. That book sucks ass. You know what else sucks? Anything by George Eliot. Her dead ass can bite me.


The other day, as I was in a rush to get out the door, I accidentally knocked a tiny container of blueberries (2/$3!) out of the fridge. Of course, there was a blueberry explosion.

I scooped up as many as I could, but since the floor hasn't been mopped in . . . a while, and it's winter, which means salt and salt-like chemicals on our shoes, and we have cats, which means walking in litter, I wasn't going to save them all. Because I would not eat the ones on rolling around on the floor, not even after a bleach bath (you know what I mean).

So I tried to sweep up the blueberries, but of course they kept ROLLING AROUND like little round bastards, and just when I thought I'd gotten them all from one angle, SQUISH, right under my shoe, a tender little morsel.

By the time I finished around the kitchen, the floor looked like the beach at the beginning of Saving Private Ryan. It took a lot of paper towels to make things right in my world.


Back to homework. I LOVE SCHOOLLLLLL!!!!


  1. I cannot imagine a universe in which a full grown adult is "supposed" to be reading Silas Marner.

    Totally laughed out loud at the beach at the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.

  2. My floor is so nasty. If any food items get within 2 feet of my floor, I consider them "exposed" and consequently, trash.

  3. KathyR: Glad I made you laugh. I couldn't finish Silas Marner. IT SUCCCCCKKKKSS.

    Slynnro: Hi! Glad I'm not the only one whose floor is dirty.


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