Friday, April 18, 2008

It's What's Inside You That Counts

So far this week I've:
  • Gotten soap in my eye while washing my face. So much soap that, hours later, after the burning, there was a big white globule on the inside corner of my eye. A big white globule of SOAP. Disgusting.
  • Snorked up water while I was rinsing my hair in the shower. I know Aveda products are supposed to be all "natural"-like, but that shit burned my sinuses.
  • Whacked my eyeball with an Aveda product laden strand of hair. That also burned. I'm trusting Aveda less and less.
  • Swallowed a bit of Listerine. It tasted like burning.
It's been a long week.

1 comment:

  1. If you used tequila for any or all of the above activities, you'd be in a much better frame of mind.


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