Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Honest to god

It's like I'm congenitally unable to actually finish whatever it is I'm currently doing before I start on the next thing on my list.  For example: Write thank you cards - I will address them all and then stop and do something else and then go back to writing them out and then.  THEN! When I am on my last card I will suddenly SWITCH to the next task.  Because why? I don't know.

I'm still holding on to the card.  It's right in front of me.  But now I'm googling information on what I can use to replace buttermilk in a recipe [hint: you can make your OWN buttermilk by adding vinegar to regular milk, but that's too science experiment-y for me, so I just don't make the recipe]. And then I have to get up and find the stupid eye glass cleaner wipes because I can't see out of my filthy, filthy glasses [seriously, it's like my eyeballs spew oil] and then I sit down again and THERE IT IS.  The card.  That I still haven't written. 

So of course, I immediately remember that I have to print something, except I fucking hate printing stuff like you would not believe.  A white hot hate.  A hate that would melt your face like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.  A hate that . . . why, you ask?  Because my laptop isn't hooked up to a printer and we don't have wireless printing [because we are in the dark ages and are really, really uncool] and I have to UNPLUG and MOVE my computer and slide my chair about 3 feet across to the girl's desk where there is a printer and then I have to PLUG IN the printer and then -

Ugh.  Forget it.  Too exhausting.

It's a wonder someone hasn't put me out of my misery.

3 comments:

  1. We can't do that. What would we read?

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  2. At least you remember what you were doing on the same day. I count that as a plus.

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  3. I do the same thing. I cannot finish one thing before I remember I have something else to do. It sucks.

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