* Lighter colored nail polish dries 77% faster than dark colors.
* Men with the name Wayne [first or middle] are either serial killers or perverts.
* The theme to Chuck "Short Skirt/Long Jacket" by Cake is awesome.
* Caramel cake is so tasty you'd better believe you're going to have a piece, even though it makes your stomach hurt later.
* Looking for dining room furniture is a pain in the ass, because there is nothing about a dining room set that makes your heart go pitter pat, but it's a hefty investment, so you WANT to feel like you've fallen in love, but basically it's a long piece of wood with some chairs that you hope are comfortable enough to sit in for the duration of a meal.
* It's o.k. to be annoyed with people who sneeze more than twice. They're just doing it for the attention.
* I'm going to drop down to 5 days a week of posting.
* Leave your crooked pictures alone. This will drive one of your friends crazy and then they'll fix it and feel like they've accomplished something and you don't have to spend your time trying to make everything level. Every body wins!