1. Rational thinking. He insists on this while I am far more comfortable in the mercurial world of my zig zaggy emotions.
2. Poor family. God, you'd think he'd make sure he was related to some really old, really rich, really generous people. No. He didn't and he's not.
3. Refusal to go to bed at the same time I do. What's wrong with a 9:30 bed time?
4. Horrible at massage. Seriously. It's a crime against humanity, what he does. He must have learned these techniques at a CIA extraordinary rendition camp.
5. Eyelashes are three times longer and thicker than mine. Bastard.
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