You wonder what they were thinking and why no one around them had the courtesy to say, "Hey, you know what? NOT such a good idea. Let's take a step back and have a nice snack and think about this before we act." Or even, "Dude. NO."
Celebrities. It's like they're our collective dumb inbred cousins.
But! I'm here to help. Because I'm a giver.
Actually, it's because I hate the stupid.
So, here's a list of 10 Celebrity Dont's:
1. Don't dangle your baby over the balcony. [Yes, I know he's dead, but I still can't believe it happened.]
|Him: Seriously? Her: I dumped Dennis Quaid?|
|HEEHEHEEHEE! I'm awesome!|
|It's so gooooood. Try a little bite.|
|Good job standing upright in a row. BRA. VO.|
|If in doubt, just put on a pair of pants.|
|Greasy inside and out.|
|Yeah, there's no crazy here.|
|I AM SO SMART! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T! You betcha.|
|No, seriously. I lost money in NY real estate AND casinos. And the hair is real||.|