Of blogs and blogging. And blogginess. BLOG BLOG BLOG. Whatever.

There are people I follow in Twitter and people whose blogs I read, and more times than I care to count, those two don't overlap.  I'm not sure why - I mean, if you are killing me with the awesome on your blog, why wouldn't I want a moment by moment account of your life?  Similarly, if you can captivate my attention in 140 characters, why am I not delighting in many more of your delicious bon mots?

And then I feel like a jackass because it's been a month and I haven't put it together and that person is following me on both.  If you've noticed that I'm following you on only one or the other, believe me, it's not you. It's totally me.

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Speaking of the Twitter, I sometimes go on unfollow binges for no real reason.  Just suddenly I'll think, "That's too much use of the word Brobdingnagian, loser.  YOU ARE UNFOLLOWED."  Douchey, or do you do it, too? It's like Twitter has shortened my already minuscule ability to tolerate people's foibles. [You are well within your rights to unfollow me for using the word foible.] 

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As being only tangentially related to blogs, in that she has become my nemesis through blogging, I finally watched the Glee episode with You Know Who.  And I'm sorry, but was she calling me out with her "Everybody tries to tear other people down" bullshit? Because here's the sitch, missy: If you hold yourself out as an expert in, oh, say, LIFE, then you will get backlash. 

You cannot act as if you are the be-all end-all of all things fabulous and not expect people to say, "Hey, Stick, hold up a minute. Your ideas are pretty shitty."

Also, you cannot act. That scene at the end of the episode, where she and Shuster break up? I've seen more realistic tears on Telemundo Telenovellas.

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I'm planning on rolling out my Etsy store for cross stitches.  Interest? Please say yes. 

Also, better to have product or custom make product?  This is market research, people, tell the truth.     Also, pricing? Please don't say free or $1.  My ego cannot take that kind of abuse. If you have an Etsy store or sell merchandise and want to give me advice, I would love you long time.

I have no idea how to remove this awkward highlighting because I suck at the technical aspects of blogging.
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So many people complain about getting spam comments on their blogs. I get a few, but not many.  This should make me happy, but instead I think, "What the fuck is wrong with my blog, spammers?  Not good enough for your discount pharmaceuticals and underage pornography?"

I may need medication.