I listen to a lot of classical music. My alarm is set to a classical music station in the morning, so I usually spend an hour listening to the music and the hilarious DJ [Seriously. He kills. As I've noted before, he name checked the Bluth Banana Stand and Arrested Development.].
I spend an hour listening because I still have my alarm set as if I'm going to wake up and do yoga and go to work, even though I generally do not. Neither yoga or work [WHOOT FUNEMPLOYMENT, BITCHES!].
And the husband - oh, the husband. He PURPOSEFULLY will set the alarm an hour or so early so he can get extra sleep time. Don't ask me how that works. I have no idea. It's like he goes out of his way to be obnoxious about sleeping.
I also listen to classical music in the car sometimes, to calm the road rage. This works about 50% of the time, less often if I'm hungry or people are being particularly stupid two or more days in a row. At that point, it's classic rap music, and motherfuckers better be getting out of my way.
Anyway, as I said, I listen to a lot of classical music, and for some reason, a lot of it seems to be directed by Andre Previn.
Who was married to Mia Farrow.
Together they adopted Sun Yi Previn.
Who ended up shacking up with Woody Allen.
Which is quite possibly the most disgusting thing to happen in family relationships since VC Andrews wrote Flowers in the Attic.
So I often, daily, will have to think - Jesus, do you think Andre Previn is skeeved by the fact that Woody Allen is banging his daughter?
Because I would be.