You know this game, right?
Three names, and you have to pick who you'd boff, kill and marry. Because I have no interest in bad karma, I'm using fictional characters, so kill with abandon.
Here we go:
Group 1
Jack Donaghy
Tracy Jordan
Kenneth Parcell
Group 2
Mr. Darcy
Mr. Rochester
Heathcliff
Group 3
Ferris Bueller
Jeff Spicoli
Lloyd Dobler
Group 4
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia
Group 5
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond
Sean Connery as James Bond
Daniel Craig as James Bond
What are your picks? I'll answer in the comments later tonight.
groups one and two never mind becuz i don't watch 3rd rock and can't remember wuthering heights.
ReplyDeletegroup 3, i agree although i could swap ferris and lloyd
group 4....aw poor willow...but i agree.
group 5...100% agree
group 6:
greg brady
peter brady (mostly because of 'my fair brady')
bobby brady
This is so tough.
ReplyDelete1: Boff, Kill, Marry
2: Marry, Kill, Boff
3: Kill a million times, Boff, Marry
4: Marry, Kill, Boff
And the one I had to think hardest about...
5: Kill, Marry, Boff
Kill Pierce, Boff Sean, Marry Daniel!
ReplyDeleteand kill Heathcliff, boff Mr. Rochester, Marry Mr. Darcy.
I can't concentrate now that you mentioned Mr. Darcy. Can I boff him and marry him?
ReplyDeletei don't see Dolemite or Snoop Dogg anywhere... so i'm out.
ReplyDeleteI am loving your answers!
ReplyDeleteHere are mine:
Group 1
Jack Donaghy MARRY
Tracy Jordan BOFF
Kenneth Parcell KILL
Group 2
Mr. Darcy MARRY
Mr. Rochester KILL
Heathcliff KILL KILL KILL [I know I cheated, but I hate them both so much. If it came down to it, I'd mercy boff Heathcliff. The crazies try harder in the sack.]
Group 3
Ferris Bueller KILL
Jeff Spicoli BOFF
Lloyd Dobler MARRY
Group 4
Buffy MARRY
Willow KILL
Cordelia BOFF
Group 5
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond MARRY
Sean Connery as James Bond KILL
Daniel Craig as James Bond BOFF
Group 1
ReplyDeleteJack Donaghy: Marry
Tracy Jordan: Boff
Kenneth Parcell: Kill
Group 2
Mr. Darcy: Marry
Mr. Rochester: Kill
Heathcliff: Boff
Group 3
Ferris Bueller: Kill
Jeff Spicoli: Boff
Lloyd Dobler: Marry
Group 4
Buffy: Kill
Willow: Marry
Cordelia: Boff
Group 5
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond: Marry
Sean Connery as James Bond: Kill
Daniel Craig as James Bond: Boff again and again and again....
You forgot one list though:
Eminem
T.I.
Kanye West
I dunno. After what happened to D. Craig's nuts in that Bond movie, CAN he boff?? If he can, he is the clear boffing choice.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I would marry Sean Connery and kill Pierce Brosnan. Just so that one day I could hear Sean/James ask me "Haow doo yoo want yurr eggggs, luv?"
okay i came back to read the comments and am shame-faced to say that i thought you listed your groups in the order of boff-kill-marry; hence my comments on agree, disagree, etc.
ReplyDeletein my defense, i drank a lot of cough syrup yesterday morning.
maybe i should just stop commenting....
Shakes the Clown: boff
ReplyDeleteDeacon (from waterworld): kill
Samuel L. Jackson: marry
Oh yeah, baby - best blog entry ever!!!! I love reading answers from the blogging dames I read because it's like a Rorschach test into their minds!
ReplyDelete1:
1-boff (that voice!)
2-marry (he's very unhealthy and I'll be a youngish widow)
3-kill (because, obvs)
2:
1-boff until I die
2-moot point because I've died happy
3-see above
3:
1-Marry (he'll be a rich genius a la Steve Jobs)
2-Kill (if he's not dead already)
3-Boff (yumm!)
4:
ARE THESE FROM ONE OF THOSE AWESOME SHOWS I SHOULD'VE WATCHED IN MY 20's BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE I'M LAME?!?!?
5:
1-Marry (accent!)
2-Kill (wife beater!)
3-Boff (need a cigarette!)
p.s. I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO (and I'm sorry, but I already consider us 'real life' friends, so SUCK IT, internet!)
I don't want to boff or marry any of them, so the only option I have is mass murder.
ReplyDeleteI have opinions on group 3 and 5.
ReplyDeleteGroup 3: kill, boff, boff
Group 5: kill, kill, boff
Agh, I'm terrible at following rules. I guess I'm only interested in killing and boffing.
See I was getting answers ready until I saw Pierce's name...and now all I can think about is boffing and marrying him....and killing any woman who comes near him. Sorry.....back to my fantasies. ;)
ReplyDeleteI am sick in my bed with what I am certain is Ebola, just waiting for the end to come. I am far too weak to go through your lists, so I'll make my own.
ReplyDeleteLegends Of The Fall:
Boff-Tristan (Brad Pitt)
Kill-the little wimpy brother. I think he was in ET or something when he was little. Got on my nerves in this movie.
Marry-Alfred (Aidan Quinn) I couldn't marry Tristan because he'd just keep running away as he was wont to do and there'd be no way I'd change diapers by myself, back in the day. Those things were cloth!
Okay, back to dying.
OH MY GOD I am dying.
ReplyDelete"The crazies try harder in the sack."
Yes yes yes! (In other news, I'm a bit crazy.)
And Lori Dyan saying "boff until I die" with regards to Mr. Darcy is killing me. (Ironic.)
Lastly, Lloyd Dobler...sigh...
Can I marry him too?
We could be sister wives.
But not creepy. Mostly.
Group 3
ReplyDeleteFerris Bueller - boff
Jeff Spicoli - kill
Lloyd Dobler - marry (& boff repeatedly)
Group 5
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond - kill
Sean Connery as James Bond - boff
Daniel Craig as James Bond -marry