Thursday, September 8, 2011

Boff Kill Marry

You know this game, right?

Three names, and you have to pick who you'd boff, kill and marry.  Because I have no interest in bad karma, I'm using fictional characters, so kill with abandon.

Here we go:

Group 1
Jack Donaghy
Tracy Jordan
Kenneth Parcell


Group 2
Mr. Darcy
Mr. Rochester
Heathcliff


Group 3
Ferris Bueller
Jeff Spicoli
Lloyd Dobler


Group 4
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia


Group 5
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond
Sean Connery as James Bond
Daniel Craig as James Bond


What are your picks?  I'll answer in the comments later tonight.

17 comments:

  1. groups one and two never mind becuz i don't watch 3rd rock and can't remember wuthering heights.

    group 3, i agree although i could swap ferris and lloyd

    group 4....aw poor willow...but i agree.

    group 5...100% agree

    group 6:
    greg brady
    peter brady (mostly because of 'my fair brady')
    bobby brady

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  2. This is so tough.

    1: Boff, Kill, Marry
    2: Marry, Kill, Boff
    3: Kill a million times, Boff, Marry
    4: Marry, Kill, Boff

    And the one I had to think hardest about...
    5: Kill, Marry, Boff

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  3. Kill Pierce, Boff Sean, Marry Daniel!
    and kill Heathcliff, boff Mr. Rochester, Marry Mr. Darcy.

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  4. I can't concentrate now that you mentioned Mr. Darcy. Can I boff him and marry him?

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  5. i don't see Dolemite or Snoop Dogg anywhere... so i'm out.

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  6. I am loving your answers!

    Here are mine:
    Group 1
    Jack Donaghy MARRY
    Tracy Jordan BOFF
    Kenneth Parcell KILL


    Group 2
    Mr. Darcy MARRY
    Mr. Rochester KILL
    Heathcliff KILL KILL KILL [I know I cheated, but I hate them both so much. If it came down to it, I'd mercy boff Heathcliff. The crazies try harder in the sack.]


    Group 3
    Ferris Bueller KILL
    Jeff Spicoli BOFF
    Lloyd Dobler MARRY


    Group 4
    Buffy MARRY
    Willow KILL
    Cordelia BOFF


    Group 5
    Pierce Brosnan as James Bond MARRY
    Sean Connery as James Bond KILL
    Daniel Craig as James Bond BOFF

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  7. Group 1
    Jack Donaghy: Marry
    Tracy Jordan: Boff
    Kenneth Parcell: Kill

    Group 2
    Mr. Darcy: Marry
    Mr. Rochester: Kill
    Heathcliff: Boff

    Group 3
    Ferris Bueller: Kill
    Jeff Spicoli: Boff
    Lloyd Dobler: Marry

    Group 4
    Buffy: Kill
    Willow: Marry
    Cordelia: Boff

    Group 5
    Pierce Brosnan as James Bond: Marry
    Sean Connery as James Bond: Kill
    Daniel Craig as James Bond: Boff again and again and again....

    You forgot one list though:
    Eminem
    T.I.
    Kanye West

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  8. I dunno. After what happened to D. Craig's nuts in that Bond movie, CAN he boff?? If he can, he is the clear boffing choice.

    Also, I would marry Sean Connery and kill Pierce Brosnan. Just so that one day I could hear Sean/James ask me "Haow doo yoo want yurr eggggs, luv?"

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  9. okay i came back to read the comments and am shame-faced to say that i thought you listed your groups in the order of boff-kill-marry; hence my comments on agree, disagree, etc.

    in my defense, i drank a lot of cough syrup yesterday morning.

    maybe i should just stop commenting....

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  10. Shakes the Clown: boff
    Deacon (from waterworld): kill
    Samuel L. Jackson: marry

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  11. Oh yeah, baby - best blog entry ever!!!! I love reading answers from the blogging dames I read because it's like a Rorschach test into their minds!
    1:
    1-boff (that voice!)
    2-marry (he's very unhealthy and I'll be a youngish widow)
    3-kill (because, obvs)

    2:
    1-boff until I die
    2-moot point because I've died happy
    3-see above

    3:
    1-Marry (he'll be a rich genius a la Steve Jobs)
    2-Kill (if he's not dead already)
    3-Boff (yumm!)

    4:
    ARE THESE FROM ONE OF THOSE AWESOME SHOWS I SHOULD'VE WATCHED IN MY 20's BUT DIDN'T BECAUSE I'M LAME?!?!?

    5:
    1-Marry (accent!)
    2-Kill (wife beater!)
    3-Boff (need a cigarette!)

    p.s. I LOVE YOU TOOOOOO (and I'm sorry, but I already consider us 'real life' friends, so SUCK IT, internet!)

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  12. I don't want to boff or marry any of them, so the only option I have is mass murder.

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  13. I have opinions on group 3 and 5.

    Group 3: kill, boff, boff

    Group 5: kill, kill, boff

    Agh, I'm terrible at following rules. I guess I'm only interested in killing and boffing.

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  14. See I was getting answers ready until I saw Pierce's name...and now all I can think about is boffing and marrying him....and killing any woman who comes near him. Sorry.....back to my fantasies. ;)

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  15. I am sick in my bed with what I am certain is Ebola, just waiting for the end to come. I am far too weak to go through your lists, so I'll make my own.

    Legends Of The Fall:

    Boff-Tristan (Brad Pitt)
    Kill-the little wimpy brother. I think he was in ET or something when he was little. Got on my nerves in this movie.
    Marry-Alfred (Aidan Quinn) I couldn't marry Tristan because he'd just keep running away as he was wont to do and there'd be no way I'd change diapers by myself, back in the day. Those things were cloth!

    Okay, back to dying.

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  16. OH MY GOD I am dying.

    "The crazies try harder in the sack."
    Yes yes yes! (In other news, I'm a bit crazy.)

    And Lori Dyan saying "boff until I die" with regards to Mr. Darcy is killing me. (Ironic.)

    Lastly, Lloyd Dobler...sigh...
    Can I marry him too?
    We could be sister wives.

    But not creepy. Mostly.

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  17. Group 3
    Ferris Bueller - boff
    Jeff Spicoli - kill
    Lloyd Dobler - marry (& boff repeatedly)


    Group 5
    Pierce Brosnan as James Bond - kill
    Sean Connery as James Bond - boff
    Daniel Craig as James Bond -marry

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