OTF* frantically searching for that special someone to complete me. Must love to cook, clean, drive and listen to me talk incessantly about Tina Fey and 30 Rock. Sex is optional. I mean, it's fine, but you're going to have to do all the work.
Must also enjoy listen to me prattle on about people you don't know about, and do so while you are cleaning and then I'll point out where you missed a spot and you should smile and dig deeper, and, actually, never mind, I need you to be able to just know where you need to add that extra elbow grease and make sure it's all clean and good and could you also add freshly laundered sheets to the equation? That'd be great. Also, don't look me in the eye.
I like fresh salads and fruit, but am lazy about prepping, so could you make me a nice salad? But don't cut the cucumbers that way, please. And make sure none of the strawberries have those soft spots. Those are disgusting.
Wine drinkers o.k. - actually you should probably be drunk [unless you're driving me somewhere] because otherwise I think you'd lose your mind.
It is NOT o.k. to contact this poster about stuff I don't care about.
*Overly Tired Female