Remember how I accidentally sent the girl to god camp? Yeah, she still remembers that, too.
In order to make it up to her, I want to send her far, far away, to the other side of the country, so that she can enjoy camping with those weirdos like her, who like nature.
So I am entering to win a session of summer camp for a child at Catalina Island Camps from The SITS Girls!
It's amazing, really, how once I sent her off to boarding school, how easy I find it to send her off to camp far, far away from me.
But she deserves to have an amazing adventure that I cannot provide her because:
1. I loathe Nature/nature and it loathes me right back,
2. Man, camp costs a lot of money, and
3. We never get to take her on vacation because of our horrific debt load [Hello, upside down mortgage! Hello, student loans that are killing me!]
She's a great kid who loves to try things and be part of communities that strengthen her abilities and push her to be her best. She also enjoys working with others and easily assumes the leadership role when she needs to.
So, in short, she needs to go to camp, I cannot take her, it would be great if she won this contest.