I cannot even explain to you how hilarious and awe-inspiring the entries for the Craft Whores contest were. I mean, go take a look.
The lovely judges were judg-y and came back with their choices. Thanks so much to Jen and Kathy and Robin for helping us out. You made the judging process so much more fun (and legitimate). Price Waterhouse has nothing on you bitches. We also want to take the time to thank our generous sponsors for their prizes and willingness to support such an "unorthodox" venture. Each click on the sponsors below is a vote for the awesomeness of inappropriate humor. (Listen up, big brands.)
The simply delightful Leslie from The Bearded Iris and I compiled the judges' votes and tabulated and came up with the
And these winners? ARE FUCKING SPECTACULAR.
Without further ado:
Best in Ho:
The Vagina Muses by Leigh Jackson / SassQueen Ceramics
|They're so delicate and dirty!|
Sex Ed Lamps by Marsha
|I know what I want for a housewarming gift.|
Most Anatomically Correct:
Brazilian Kitchen Twine Dispenser by Ellen @ Sisterhood of the Sensible Moms
|Imagine all the vagina twine, living life in peace.|
|Get crafting thanks to Funny not Slutty.|
|This lets them know who's boss.|
Fifty Shades of Grey Ice Cream by Tracy @ LogyExpress
|For real people. I can't stop looking at this.|
Tracy wins the $25 Subversive Cross Stitch gift certificate and the Robin Plemmons Viva La Deez Nuts painting. Tracy, girl, we have GOT to have some ice cream.
Robyn @ Hollow Tree Ventures wins the Hillblingy Goblet for her "Places We Did It" Scrapbook. LOVE THIS.
Most Practical in the Event of a Blizzard or if You are One of the Red Hot Chili Peppers:
Dearest Debi wins the Vulva Candle Holder for The Average Joe Willy Warmer. It's like a matched set!
Kelly and Nique win the Breath Mother Fucker magnet for their Whip Me / Beat Me / Eat Me Aprons. Dinner time just got a little more exciting.
Lady Estrogen wins a Breath Mother Fucker magnet for her Vuvla Candle Holder. You know how to shine a light where it's needed.
Sue @ Wub Boo Mummy wins a Breath Mother Fucker magnet for her Leather Vulva Gear Knob Cover. I think even James Bond is jealous of the extras in your brother-in-law's car.
Leslie and I will be contacting the winners to get your information to send out prizes. YOU LUCKY BASTARDS.
Thanks to everyone who entered. Without your insanely creative minds, I wouldn't be having these inappropriate thoughts.
I cannot thank you enough for that.
Now go get your own awesome badge here.