FINALLY THAT DAY IS HERE.
It's time for you to enter your kick-ass craft in the Craft Whores contest that The Bearded Iris and I are having RIGHT NOW.
You can link up your linky at the bottom of this post and be well on your way to being judged and then possibly winning EXCELLENT PRIZES!
SO MANY PRIZES!
Sure, people are panicking, because they want to enter but don't feel like they can. The rules are simple - make the craft YOURSELF and link up here or at The Bearded Iris's place. That's it! You don't even need to have any actual crafting talent. I swear! Just glitter up that vibe you never use. You can do this!
All you have to do is link up a post on your blog/Tumblr with a photo of your craft, and you're well on your way to winning a prize. AN AWESOME PRIZE. If you think your regular readers would be offended by your craft, make a separate page on your site and hide it, or quickly set up a Tumblr for this contest.
The categories are:
- Best in Ho (overall best)
- Most Anatomically Correct
- Most Original
- Best Effort by an Apparently Non-Crafty Person
- Honorable Mention
While we are in no way suggesting that penis-stabbing is an appropriate response to craft criticism [although, isn't it? I'm going with YES!], we are suggesting that you should enter your inappropriate craft in this contest and win an amazing prize. Yes, even YOU Mayor Gia.
Don't forget to visit our very generous sponsors:
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And We Shop In The Powder Room where you can find that one of a kind, wonderful item that will make you the envy of your frenemies.
PS: The prizes are AMAZING and include:
- A $50 gift basket of craft supplies from our fantastic sponsor, Funny not Slutty
- A $100 Gift Certificate from our amazing sponsor In the Powder Room to use at We Shop at In The Powder Room
- A $50 Gift Card from Eden Fantasys to use on their site
- A Viva La Deez Nutz painting and 3 Breath Mother Fucker magnets from Robin Plemmons
- A sculpted vulva from Lady Estrogen
- A vulva tissue box cover from Carrie
- A Hillbilly Goblet from The Bearded Iris
- A one of a kind Craft Whores cross stitch from me!