We've told you the rules.
We've revealed the spectacular judges - The Next Martha, Crafty Chica and Robin Plemmons!
|Bad ass The Next Martha|
|The most awesome Crafty Chica|
|The inimitable Robin Plemmons|
And now . . .
Seriously - who DOESN'T love prizes?
We have got so many wonderful prizes, you will cut a bitch to enter. [Note: Cutting a bitch may or may not be considered an entry - we'll leave that to the judges to decide.]
So what are the prizes?
SO GLAD YOU ASKED:
One of our amazing sponsors, Funny not Slutty, has donated a gift basket of craft supplies valued at $50. Be sure to visit so that you can get the humor you need to get through your day - smartly funny essays on life, videos that make you giggle and snarky takes on what ails you. It's like that perfect phone call from your funniest friend, but you don't have to actually answer the phone to get your laugh on.
Another of our amazing sponsors, In the Powder Room, has donated a $100 gift certificate to use at We Shop at In the Powder Room! Stop by this fantastic site to find that perfect, unique item that will make you the envy of all your frenemies. Seriously - it's a great place for bloggers and retailers to shop online socially. Like going to the mall with your girlfriends, but you don't have to find parking.
AND AND AND!
Eden Fantasys has donated a $50 gift card to use on their site for your pleasure. Yes. I said it.
Robin Plemmons has donated a Viva La Deez Nutz painting and 3 Breathe Mother Fucker magnets! You know you need these. [I may steal one of the magnets.]
Lady Estrogen has donated a VAGINA. A HANDMADE VAGINA[see what I did there?] SCULPTURE. Who DOESN'T need this for when their mother-in-law comes over?
Carrie from Uknit2 has donated a vulva tissue holder! Perfect for home or the office!
The Bearded Iris has donated a Hillbilly Goblet. Hello, PTA Parent's Night.
And I've donated the one of a kind Craft Whores cross-stitch above. Because classy and sassy go hand in hand.
Are you ready to win something fabulous? Get crafting! The link up for entries starts TOMORROW September 13th. GET READY!
|Seriously, bitches, get that glue gun going.|